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    Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    He's keeping that money for himself? Turns out he really is one of us after all.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    "Hey, sorry you could catch one of our 15 fucking shows. I'm sure Eric Clapton will play with us again real soon." - Derek Trucks
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    "Sorry I'm slowly morphing into Humpty Dumpty. I'm also sorry I'm like 100 years old and still the baddest motherfucker out there" - Verne Lundquist
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    War of the Worlds is excellent. I can't be the only guy out there that thinks that, right?
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    03/23/09

    Sorry@Stev D: Sorry I offered a movie opinion, instead of, you know, and actual joke.


    Stev

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    Sorry Chief for that whole throwing your wife out the airlock thing.


    -Tory Foster

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    "Who said Adrian Peterson offered a donation? I meant Adrian Peterson"
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    Purple Jesus Saves $150,000.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    "some random dude just pulled the whole thing out of his ass,"


    The above quote is also a review of the worst live sex show in Tijuana.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/23/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Johnny Ola took me to see that one.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    I also saw players openly excited and clapping after the opposing team intercepted one of NIACCs passes.


    Only because coach promised to take them for milkshakes as soon as the game was over.

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    I wouldn't worry yet. I'm sure somebody at North Iowa Community College is Chris Paul's cousin. He'll surely help out.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    "Sorry I hit on 16 against a 6, drew the dealer's bust card and cost you $500."


    -Some douchebag in a Kansas t-shirt at the Wynn on Saturday afternoon.

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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    03/23/09

    @Kid Canada: But he is supposed to hit until 17, right?


    /actual explanation I received after losing my shit in a similar situation.

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    "Sorry, I was out of Frito-Lays." - Dahmer
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    When Katya awoke to discover oral sex going on, she furiously hit her love rival than bit her husband - though did then call an ambulance to take him to hospital.


    That was so nice of her.

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    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    In an unrelated story Kenny Powers is not actually going to Tampa.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/23/09

    @Fatty_B: Gold Card will get you tickets to a Jonas Brothers concert. Black Card will get all three of them sucking your dick!
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    03/23/09

    In reply to Adrian Peterson Will Not Save Your Community College Football Program
    Who's your savior now, Purple Jesus?
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