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    That's Three L's On The Jersey, And One In The Box Score

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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/30/09

    In reply to That's Three L's On The Jersey, And One In The Box Score
    Re: Vols photo, three things:

    1) When did Fran Drescher learn how to use binoculars?
    2) The man on her left should really consult a urologist about that blindingly white nutsack of his.
    3) At last, we've found Amelia Earhart! Big Man ate her, with fries. #watercoolerfodder
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    10/30/09

    In reply to That's Three L's On The Jersey, And One In The Box Score
    Actually, if we're playing by Scrabble rules, which I'm sure we all are, then the Pedro's extra 'L' gives the Philllies an additional point, putting them in a 14-14 tie with the Yankees and sending the game into extra innings. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    10/30/09

    In reply to That's Three L's On The Jersey, And One In The Box Score
    You call that piece of tripe by Duffy over at TBL "a good read"? That piece on Jozy is an absolute sham - he says Jozy "has a sense of entitlement" and questions why he even needs a Twitter account as proof of this supposed ego. That's one of the poorest arguments I have ever seen. Yes, Jozy was late an used his Twitter to apologize to his fans for the fact that he wouldn't be on the pitch for Hull's match - WHAT AN ASSHOLE! #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Las Goteras Las Goteras
    10/30/09

    @BigTenObsession: +1. That was just drivel. To recap: Jozy is in his second season, just turned 20, and is not Pele yet- so he's a prima donna and a prick- but he's only 20 and might be good in the future and if he is, I'll write a glowing piece about how he has clearly matured and put the team first. What horseshit- how did this possibly get a plug on here? #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/30/09

    In reply to That's Three L's On The Jersey, And One In The Box Score
    Fulmer grew a beard. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/16/09

    In reply to OU Has Already Lost The Red River Embarrassing Music Video Rivalry
    I hear Patrick Ewing is lacing up his, uh, Ewings for a comeback. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/16/09

    In reply to OU Has Already Lost The Red River Embarrassing Music Video Rivalry
    First blood goes to the Phillies

    I suppose this is what we get for leaving Brett Myers at home with his wife. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    10/16/09

    In reply to OU Has Already Lost The Red River Embarrassing Music Video Rivalry
    From the NJ.com message board:

    Awwww poor Romain,
    mabe when Coach Toal was recruiting you he didnt mention you had to study in that joke of a school in Don Bosco Prep. Also he didnt mention that he does not really care if his players play college ball or not he just wants to win and everything extra is on you. Don Bosco Prep is not a good academic school, ask Romain how much times he left early to go practice before big games, ask Romain how much work he actually did at Bosco, his grades are a total joke and i have no pity for him, sure he was a good football player playing behind a GREAT line and with GREAT coaches, he is a AVERAGE runnning back at best. This is a very good lesson for all the young kids out there.... Hit the books!!!!

    Indeed. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/08/09

    In reply to When Stinky Met Pujols
    The Mets called up Tobi Stoner from the minors today. His jersey will soon be the most popular in the majors.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    08/13/09

    In reply to Hey Buddy, Down In Fro... Oh
    There is nothing that can ruin this grand time at the ballyard! Nothing, I say!"
    Unless the visiting team is the Pirates.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/13/09

    In reply to Hey Buddy, Down In Fro... Oh
    "Another striqueout? Thirty-nine points, please."
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    08/13/09

    In reply to Hey Buddy, Down In Fro... Oh
    Which reminds me, what was the deal with that guy in the mask who would go on stage with Nelly? Was he trying to start the "dress like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky trend?"
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/13/09

    In reply to Hey Buddy, Down In Fro... Oh
    So who is that? Shakira?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/13/09

    @the earl of weaver: No man, it's that Shaggy guy. I wondered what became of him after that "Boombastic" song.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/13/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Now I see it. He was my third guess behind Shatner.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    08/13/09

    @the earl of weaver: Clearly, it's Shaft.
    /ignore my comment below if you haven't already
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    08/13/09

    @DirkToberFest: He's a bad mother f... shut your mouth.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    08/08/09

    In reply to And It's Albert Pujols To The Rescue Again
    Indeed AJ, his upper lip appears to be Flaming.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/08/09

    In reply to And It's Albert Pujols To The Rescue Again
    Is that Red Foreman?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/17/09

    In reply to This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
    not to be confused with the Ottawa Rough Riders

    Uh, they went out of business, SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!!!
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