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      Albert Pujols Will Bring Pro Soccer To St. Louis If It's The Last Thing He Does

      Major League Soccer, still the only professional sport with a Pizza Hut Park, is expanding, and our own Albert Pujols wants to get in on the action. The National League MVP-elect (there's an inauguration, right?) is throwing his weight behind St. Louis' bid to bring an MLS franchise through the Arch, or at least reasonably nearby. More »

      3:00 PM on Wed Nov 19 2008
      By Rick Chandler
      3,734 views, 40 comments

      Most discussed Weed Against Speed: They should name the team the East St. Louis Honky Lips. more »

    • mlb closer

      Pujols Breaks Down, Will Not Be Shot

      We all know that Ken Griffey Jr. is injury prone, but is it communicable? No sooner had the Cardinals landed in Cincinnati than Albert Pujols pulled up lame — strained calf — and had to be taken off the field in a wheelbarrow. Earlier he had teamed with Super Friend Rick Ankiel for back-to-back homers, but now he's done for a while. Bad news for Will, good news for the Cubs. More »

      10:40 AM on Wed Jun 11 2008
      By Rick Chandler
      5,035 views, 81 comments

      Latest by DeepFriar: @Jefferson Short Bus: #1 and proud to follow you, sir more »

    • mlb closer

      It Is Not Wise To Anger Albert Pujols

      Now this is what you like to see. Albert Pujols, immersed in controversy, steaming mad and clouting homers. The Cardinals ripping up the NL Central despite preseason predictions of Epic Fail. Tony La Russa, legally sober according to state law. On Wednesday, Pujols — perhaps angered by this post — exited his slump by blasting two homers as the Cardinals beat Houston 6-4 to win their third straight series. He's The Big Poo! More »

      10:40 AM on Thu Apr 10 2008
      By rickchand
      4,685 views, 75 comments

      Latest by LeagueofShadows: @quick: @Afino: @shea_guevara: You guys are famous!! more »

    • hello, moe's tavern. moe speaking

      Finding Harry Pujols

      OK Brian Suksomwong, you've got some competition. Meet Harry Pujols — he's Albert's cousin — who is a graphic artist from San Francisco. OK, OK, simmer down, class. It's not nice to make fun of people's names. Although, Harry chose to call himself that; he could have gone with Harold but didn't. More »

      11:40 AM on Tue Apr 1 2008
      By rickchand
      9,165 views, 63 comments

      Latest by postnocomments: @Mitch Comstein, my roommate: I think you're on the money. Can't wait for this day to end. more »

    • whack a mole

      Do Not Bother Pujols While He Is Pop-A-Shotting


      From the random and bizarre corner of our sports planet, Gas Lamp Ball has photos of Albert Pujols randomly playing Pop-A-Shot at a Chuck-E-Cheese. (We love Chuck-E-Cheese, by the way.) More »

      12:35 PM on Tue Jul 31 2007
      By Leitch
      8,587 views, 65 comments

      Latest by riggs: Poo-holes? Pop-shots? Is Peter North writing for Deadspin now? more »

    • all star game

      In Case You Forgot Who Was Managing The NL ...

      We only caught the last couple of innings of the All-Star game on DVR last night/this morning, so we can only conjecture forthwith that, if the last inning was any indicator, this was actually one of the fun ones. Ichiro hit an inside-the-parker, A-Rod was thrown out at home, the immortal Victor Martinez went deep. But because this was a game managed by Tony La Russa, of course, it came down to the whole story being about Tony La Russa. More »

      9:15 AM on Wed Jul 11 2007
      By Leitch
      10,382 views, 98 comments

      Latest by jdubya: What All-Star Game? There was an All-Star Game? Sorry, missed it. There was a Gilmore Girls re-run last night. ----- LaRussa more »

    • albert, does it work with a rally cap?

      When Golfers And Baseball Players Act


      The PGA has their weird playoffs things coming up in September, and to promote them, they've put together these advertisements featuring golfers talking to, you know, real athletes who have been in playoff situations. This one, featuring Albert Pujols and Sergio Garcia, clearly was done in one take. When you're as skilled a thespian as these two, no need for any second line readings.

      1:05 PM on Tue Jul 3 2007
      By Leitch
      1,190 views, 31 comments

      Latest by Abe Froman: the acting in that spot was world cup quality. more »

    • baseball

      Albert Pujols Knows Who Wrote The Star-Spangled Banner

      A few years ago, Red Sox dingbat Manny Ramirez garnered some rare positive press for becoming an American citizen and carrying an American flag through the outfield. Wednesday, Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols became an American citizen by acing his citizenship test, scoring a perfect 100 percent. More »

      12:15 PM on Fri Feb 9 2007
      By Leitch
      350 views, 84 comments

      Latest by drewheyman: no way (bowden)^3 is more correct than bowden^3. unless you are suggesting that each letter is a discrete variable, which you more »

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      Albert Pujols Not Only Wants MVP, He Wants Your "Best Boss Ever" Coffee Mug

      It might not be the most pleasant matter for us to bring up here, but we kind of have to come out and say it: Our man Albert Pujols came off as a bit of a jerk yesterday. More »

      10:30 AM on Thu Nov 30 2006
      By Leitch
      532 views, 99 comments

    • baseball

      Ryan Howard Gives Philly Something Small To Be Happy About

      Hey, Philly fans, good news: No need to cause bodily harm to yourself or others. You finally have a beacon of light in Philadelphia. One might even say it's always sunny. More »

      2:45 PM on Mon Nov 20 2006
      By Leitch
      482 views, 59 comments

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