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New York, 1:56 PM
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    A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
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    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    Heckler: You forget where you came from!
    Rios: Charity event?
    Heckler: (pause) Lucky guess.
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    06/05/09

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    What an amateur. If you really want to get Rios' attention you need to hide out in his bushes wearing a diaper and ski mask with a duffel bag, mace and KY Jelly.
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    06/05/09

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    I blame it on Rios
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    06/05/09

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    I'm not saying that he's a bum, but I have no explanation as to why bought an Armani bindle with his signing bonus.
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    06/05/09

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    I thought there was only one way to piss off a Canadian that bad:

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    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    Would it still be okay if I serenaded him with Duran Duran tunes if I see him out on the street? Because I heard he likes dancing on the sand.
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    06/05/09

    @Weed Against Speed: only if you do it with an endearing karaoke awkwardness. otherwise, if you're too into it then it's just gay.
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    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    Rios (an outfielder,BTW) is very well spoken and restrained, actually.
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    06/05/09

    @ShakeTiller: ...is very well spoken and restrained, actually.


    Oddly enough, my informal survey has found that 7 out of 10 high school english teachers are into B&D.

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    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    So I can't heckle him out on the street after a game? Ok. But can I still continue to have sex with his wife?
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    06/05/09

    In reply to A Night On The Town With Alex Rios
    The Stephen A. Smith Heckler Society of Gentlemen would approve if the guy was actually a sock puppet.


    Also, does a guy dressed like that really have the right to call a rich dude a bum?


    /looks in mirror

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    06/05/09

    @HirsheysKissMyArse:


    Stephen A. Smith Heckler Society of Gentlemen


    Are those the guys who use the same "black guy voice" to imitate SAS, Bill Cosby, Lil' Wayne and Barack Obama?

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    06/05/09

    @starksgotejected:


    The guy who does the SAS impressions uses a "black guy" voice because he is, in fact, a "black guy".

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    06/05/09

    @starksgotejected:
    I'm pretty sure I've only done one of those.
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