God damn it--this is why Deadspin needs to bring back the long-missed "What to Watch" or whatever it was called because I cant believe I fucking missed this!!!
The Superstars!: For people who desperately want to spend hours listening to John Saunders continuously describe, in painstaking detail, the very thing you are watching.
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T.O. bench pressing the kayak in the parking lot.
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/crying in my cube
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Neither does Jeff Kent.
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"Jennifer Capriati is so loose..."
"HOW LOOSE IS SHE...?"