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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Hoff Can't Get Enough Dwyane Wade
    Mourning then sent the bill for the party to the Toronto Raptors.
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    Image of It-burns-when-I-Peavy It-burns-when-I-Peavy
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Hoff Can't Get Enough Dwyane Wade
    Is hoff now in D-wades fave 5. Sorry chuck you are out the hoff is in
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/03/09

    @It-burns-when-I-Peavy: Man, you need to read what you've written and consider it before hitting "Submit."
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Hoff Can't Get Enough Dwyane Wade
    Everything was going fine for the Hoff til they brought out the hamburgers.
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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Hoff Can't Get Enough Dwyane Wade
    Meanwhile KIT is working the Des Moines Auto show.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Hoff Can't Get Enough Dwyane Wade
    What happened to Primes 1 through 111? Do I want to know?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Hoff Can't Get Enough Dwyane Wade
    Prime 112 in Miami


    #6 on my list of places to NEVER go to.


    For the record, #5 is the Gaza Strip and #7 is Waxing Off.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/03/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:


    I know, 112 isn't even prime.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/03/09

    @Hatey McLife: Ain't no rhythm like an algorithm.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/03/09

    In reply to The Hoff Can't Get Enough Dwyane Wade
    I would have assumed his favorite athlete was Nikolai Khabibulin.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/03/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: As if I really needed a reason to post this:
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    As a Toronto Raptors fan, I wish to impart a resounding FUCK YOU to Mr. Mourning.


    FUCK YOU, Alonzo. FUCK YOU very much.


    You still owe us $9,000,000, by the way.

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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    01/22/09

    @Kid Canada: I have zero allegiance to the Raptors (or the Nets, for that matter), but I think that what Alonzo did makes him a first-rate cocksucker.


    Sorry about your kidneys....but you're still an asshole, 'Zo.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/22/09

    @Athens_Grease:


    He gets traded to the Raptors, refuses to report, and yet they have to pay him $9 mil so he can go play for the Heat and win a title?


    God I hate the NBA.

     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    Abuse...of...celebrity!


    Retire me! I'm already retired! Retire me! I'm already retired!

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    swollen Van Gundy.


    Also Stan's nickname in high school.

     Reply
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    Image of Old No.7 Old No.7
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    Truth is, he couldn't pass his piss test.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    Zo retired? I'm in a state of grief.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    What was weird was that at the press conference, Mourning passed the mic to Jamal Mashburn, who then passed it to Clarence Weatherspoon to answer questions.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    He's just too embarrassed to admit he lost his gold watch.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    01/22/09

    In reply to Alonzo Mourning Retires (Again?)
    Rickey Henderson thinks he's a pussy
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