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    Lane Kiffin Denies Gas Pumping Comment

    Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lane Kiffin Denies Gas Pumping Comment
    Here's the truth: Lane Kiffin speaks in anagrams. When he said, "you will be pumping gas for the rest of your life if you choose South Carolina over Tennessee", he actually meant, "Hey, loophole puff, we've buy transmogrification arteriosclerosis nonetheless, you fugue."


    It doesn't make sense but at the same time it is not insulting.

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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lane Kiffin Denies Gas Pumping Comment
    That comment was just Kiffin's way of getting back at Steve Spurrier for telling recruits that the hillbillies in "Deliverance" are now all tenured professors at UT.
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    03/11/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Lane Kiffin's credibility is buried under a lake.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    03/11/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: That's insulting. It's like Spurrier doesn't know the difference between tenured and tenure-track.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lane Kiffin Denies Gas Pumping Comment
    That's not the way we're going to do things here, and it's something I don't condone.


    It's true. In every picture of Kiffin at as gas station I've seen, he's always at the self-serve pump.

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lane Kiffin Denies Gas Pumping Comment
    Yeah, if you go to Tennessee you can get a behind the counter job at a gas station.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lane Kiffin Denies Gas Pumping Comment
    Lane knows he doesn't have to worry about this quote going up in the South Carolina lockerroom because its a proven fact that everyone in South Carolina is illiterate.
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    Image of Serge Zwikker on the Break. Serge Zwikker on the Break.
    03/11/09

    @chilltown:


    I guess it's my duty as a South Carolinian to point out your missing apostrophe in "its" and the fact that locker room is two words. Just saying . . . .

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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/11/09

    @Serge Zwikker on the Break.: I guess it's my duty to point out that you missed the joke, and that it wasn't a very good one.
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Lane Kiffin Denies Gas Pumping Comment
    Man, I can't wait till Smoking Gun gets Layla and his divorce pleadings.


    Kiffin told his then-fiancee he actually wrote "You're All I've Got Tonight" after spending an evening snorting moon dust and brine shrimp with Ric Ocasek

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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/11/09

    In reply to Lane Kiffin Denies Gas Pumping Comment
    "I'd let Layla Kiffen pump my gas" joke in 3, 2, 1...
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    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Too bad, if he chose UT he could have grown up to be a murderer (Leonard Little), a drug dealer (Jamal Lewis), having paralyzed someone (Albert Haynesworth), inbred (Peyton Manning) or a shitty football player (everyone else.)
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    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Like any good father, no one wants to see a boy choose the Cocks.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/10/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak:


    +1

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Lane proposed to his wife by telling her if she didn't marry him she'd end up doing porn with midgets and amputees.
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    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste!
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    People still pump gas? Might as well tell him he'll grow up to be a cobbler.
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    03/10/09

    @Matt Sussman:


    You obviously never had the pleasure of driving through the Garden State.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his life


    I see he is taking a page out my dad's playbook.

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    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Kiffin's comments in this situation pale in comparison to when he told a potential recruit that if he chose the Golden Bears, he would end up pumping ass for the rest of his life.
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    03/10/09

    @Weed Against Speed: damn you sir. That was brilliant.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/10/09

    In reply to Play Football For Lane Kiffin Or Suffer The Minimum Wage Consequences
    Lane usually opens a home visit with the line, "Nice place. Hate to see something happen to it."
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