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New York, 11:42 AM
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    Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    Mona was always the boss.
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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    I am starting to rethink the whole Alyssa Milano thing and have come to the conlclusion that I would not touch her with a 10 foot pole if she was boiled in bleach....same as Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
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    03/30/09

    @CitizenStrange: I'm going to have to disagree, Bob. I would eat cake out of Kim K's ass.
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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    "Then I was walking past this restaurant and Brad Penny had just won a chicken wing eating contest..."
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    03/30/09

    @Kid Canada: "Passover was finished, and Shawn Green was just leaving temple..."
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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    It was before he came to the Yankees...and became the Carl Pavano you know


    So that's how he became the Carl Pavano I know. You know, the one with gonorrhea.

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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    Katherine Helmond used the same excuse after banging Jack McKeon.
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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    It's a broken poem, started up yesterday
    And it came true now, mind was on holiday
    It's an open road will we soon see the end
    It's an open book, a story to tell the band


    There is hardly a Pavano you know


    It's a storm faced cloud, hanging in dystrophy
    It's a cold, base clown laughing at enemies
    It's a rough wild world could you please chaperone
    It's a mind field-trip, oh leave it the fuck alone


    This is hardly the Pavano you know

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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    Given her track record with Pavano and Zito, it wouldn't surprise me if she was also responsible for Dontrelle Willis' "anxiety disorder".
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    03/30/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Maybe she was rough in bed. You know, she kept asking him "Who's the Boss?"


    And obviously, it's Angela. Angela always was the boss.

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    03/30/09

    @Muggs Bigglesworth: women usually are.
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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    OPENING DAY INJURIES:


    C. Pavano - OUT (Bruised ego)

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    03/30/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: zip it, he's my 3rd starter!
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    03/30/09

    In reply to Alyssa Milano Admits To Prematurely Hopping On/In Bed With the Carl Pavano Bandwagon
    He was a handsome and rich motherfucker who had just won the World Series. You were a beautiful, rich and famous babe who happens to be a baseball groupie. No need to explain yourself, hon.
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