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    Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    That photo made my day--Czervik!
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    This is number 4 on how to 'automatically buy yourself 10 minutes of fame', after setting yourself on fire in the middle of a freeway, claiming to be a pregnant man and knocking up Britney Spears.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    How much must it suck for a town to be considered the "lesser" El Paso?
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    We should probably hold judgment until the horrifying 911 calls are released.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/10/08

    @Sports-Pun:


    I'm waiting for Chris Mortensen to confirm it.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    "Did you see that? He got a hole in one on a par four!"
    "I said I saw it."
    "Oh, I hope he wins. He's a publicist's dream! A guy who can drive the ball that far - he could really draw a crowd."
    "Yeah. So could a golfer with an arm growing out of his ass!"
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    11/10/08

    @Kid Canada: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/10/08

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:


    "You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to dedicate my performance in the Tour Championship to Chubbs' memory."
    "The hell with that! I'M playing for Chubbs!"
    "Nuh uh! I called it first!"

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    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    "Oh, my arm!!"
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/10/08

    @UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Curt Hocker is a Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion.
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    Image of ghostsoftheSCupcountry ghostsoftheSCupcountry
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    Sounds like a job for Bess Marvin.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    11/10/08

    @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: WHERE'S DAT PET DETECTIVE?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    "including five aces scored on par 4s with a driver."


    no fucking way, most golfers can barely hit the fairway off of the tee much less a hole 300+ yards away.

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    And one reporter's exhaustive investigation has revealed no cracks in that armor.


    Once we learn that he masturbates in public to celebrate his golfing achievements, only then will the truth begin to unravel.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    Two words.


    Bull. Shit.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    There it is, Homer: the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    Well how do you explain the Beetle Bailey trophy that clearly says "World's Best Golfer," smart guy?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    Lloyd Irvin shot a hole-in-one on a par 5 using a pitching wedge whilst disarming three masked men and delivering twins in the tee box. You gonna argue with him?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    Mr. Hocker celebrated each of his hole-in-ones with his girlfriend who resides in Toronto.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    11/10/08

    In reply to Five Holes-In-One In One Week: Shenanigans?
    I had five one-in-holes in one week, but I count the fat chick twice.
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