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<em>Fantasy Football: The Musical</em> Needs Your HelpAlthough this story does not contain tiny Mexican wrestlers nor furries, it's still undeniably batshit. A NYC theater group is in search of stage actors to portray Bill Simmons, Matthew Berry, and J-Bug for an upcoming fantasy football musical. Kapow!...

Lenny Dykstra Lets The World Know He's "Flying Higher"Here's the portion of Bernard Goldberg's follow-up with Lenny Dykstra from last night's "Real Sports" where The Dude daftly mumbles his way through an interview he appears to have completely forgotten was scheduled....

Roger Clemens Answers Questions From A Curious Houston Fan BaseUpholding a promise he made in May, Roger Clemens answered questions from Houstonist readers about his "situation." He seems in good spirits. Oh, and he signs off with "Peace In the Middle East." Like Diddy. [Houstonist]...

Although This Type Of Scene Is Likely Not To Occur At The Deadspin Meetup, Please Do Drop By

No, I'm assuming there won't be any impromptu jello wrestling matches or any females present besides those being dragged out by their significant others or friends-of-friends of Gawker media. This doesn't mean you still can't stop by for free beer....

FAVRE. FAVRE. FAVRE. FAVRE. FAVRE

"In the next few days a Minnesota Vikings trainer and a member of the team's coaching staff intend to travel to Hattiesburg, Miss., to work with retired quarterback Brett Favre, a source close to the situation tells ESPN."[FAVRESPN]...

Deadspin I-Team: What Exactly Is Johnny Damon Trying To Communicate Here?

This is how Johnny Damon chose to celebrate teammate Nick Swisher's home run on Monday against the Rays. We've seen this before, of course. Still, the mystery remains: What ever could this gesture mean? The I-Team is on the case....

And This Is What Shows Up In Your Inbox The Day After You Do A Post About Transexual Filipino Basketball

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to [email protected]. Subject: Morning crap...

NYC Athletes Address The Evils Of The Internet

Gary Sheffield has a solution, though: "It shouldn't be against the law to take the picture, but to post it and say something negative I think should be against the law. It's like an invasion of privacy." [NYP]...