@Weed Against Speed: "I understand that there are ignorant people there who want to hurt me, and you, and us. Remember, though, God has spoken to me, and he says that if you want to go to heaven, those panties are hitting the floor, pronto."
Warner: ...it's like when you go to church - you're putting Christ's body in your mouth. And that's not gay, is it? Boldin: I...I guess not. Warner: Right. So just think of me as...
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(Also, Charlene "Chad" Ochotres is a girl.)
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Not good to break your face and be seen yelling at your coach all the time during a contract year.
Sincerely,
Everyone
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What he's not telling you is that he cribbed this line from page 142 of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Running an Incest and Molestation-based Cult.
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-C.I.A.
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-Consolidated Aircraft
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On the other side Limas Sweed is having the same problem because of his need for Butterfingers.
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Boldin: I...I guess not.
Warner: Right. So just think of me as...
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Wasn't that an episode of Big Bang Theory?
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