January 3, 2017: I, Jay Mariotti, am thrilled to be Twitter.com's national sports voice, as this is the future of journalism and blogs are slowly dying. Have you seen those comments?
Jay, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were, in fact, the wall on which you're leaning against. Of course, then you'd be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is.
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I'm sure the guys at AOL are loving all the pageviews this is generating.
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Ok, which one of you twisted fucks are feeding your babies Indian food?
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I'm hoping for many Deadspin posts using the Jay Mariotti Pineapple Rape tag.
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-gotwood69
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If my eventual new bosses knew about my torrid fling with Madonna, I'd have cracked the top five, I betcha.
LULZ!!!1111