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    The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
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    Image of Blair Johnson Blair Johnson
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    Dear Anonymous Lifelong Buzzsaw Season Ticket Holder Friend :


    I busted my ass, season after season, for this franchise. I made it as a football club what it is today, and you'd only be half the man you are today if it weren't for me. I moved on to flip fans fingers and bang the occasional cheerleader, and sure, I grow the Grizzly Adams and poke the smot at the Widespread Panic shows, but I am the end-all-be-all Sun Devil. So get bent.


    Signed,
    Jake "Mr. Arizona" Plummer

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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    01/14/09

    @Blair Johnson: We love you Jake. We honestly do (even though I'm a Wildcat). Put down the handball and come enjoy the Buzzsaw love. Just don't get handsy with the help.
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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    Redskins = Undefeated and 3-0 against both the NFC "Championship" opponents.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    All these longtime Cardinal fans. Is this like all those men who use to claim they served on PT 109 with John F Kennedy?
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    For levity, I've put together a Buzzsaw FAQ.


    Fixed

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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    1. The Monday Night loss to the Bears, the "We Are Who They Thought They Were" game.


    Isn't it "They Are Who We Thought They Were?"

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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    Chuck Cecil, bitches. Sure it was only one season (1993), but he was the subject of a SI cover story entitled "Is Chuck Cecil Too Vicious for the NFL?"
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    I have a feeling none of these questions were at any point in history frequently asked.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    You also have to remember that just about everyone from Arizona is from somewhere else, so there are plenty of locals who will be out in force for Philly, regardless.


    Damn Witness Protection Program.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    Of all of your many humiliations as a franchise, which is the greatest?


    ...4. Rod Tidwell's Oscar win.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/13/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +87 Really nicely done.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    I am officially on the Buzzsaw that is the Bandwagon of the Buzzsaw that is the Arizona Cardinals.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    It was like moving from H.I. McDunnough's trailer to Nathan Arizona's hacienda.
    FBI Agent: Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.
    Nathan Arizona Sr.: Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?
    FBI Agent: Can you give us an indication why?
    Nathan Arizona Sr.: Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    What of Rod Tidwell?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    Of all of your many humiliations as a franchise, which is the greatest?


    Left this one off, Will. The opponent, at home even, for the only victory of the 1996 Rich Kotite coached NY Jets.

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    Image of Big Jim Slade Big Jim Slade
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    It was like moving from H.I. McDunnough's trailer to Nathan Arizona's hacienda


    Thanks for clearing that one up...

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/13/09

    @Big Jim Slade: I think we've unveiled Anonymous Longtime Cardinal Fan as Dennis Miller.
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    Image of Blackdrink Bartender Blackdrink Bartender
    01/13/09

    In reply to The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
    Someone is trying desperately to start a catchword.


    I have an idea. Let's call them the Wilderness Wanderers.


    Once every half century they blow in like sand from the desert and redden a few eyes. The rest of the time, only they know they're out there.

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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    01/13/09

    @BlackDrink: i'm pretty sure the word caught. 'round here at least.
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