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The Buzzsaw That Is The Arizona Cardinals FAQ
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01/13/09
I busted my ass, season after season, for this franchise. I made it as a football club what it is today, and you'd only be half the man you are today if it weren't for me. I moved on to flip fans fingers and bang the occasional cheerleader, and sure, I grow the Grizzly Adams and poke the smot at the Widespread Panic shows, but I am the end-all-be-all Sun Devil. So get bent.
Signed,
Jake "Mr. Arizona" Plummer
01/14/09
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01/13/09
Fixed
01/13/09
Isn't it "They Are Who We Thought They Were?"
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01/13/09
Damn Witness Protection Program.
01/13/09
...4. Rod Tidwell's Oscar win.
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01/13/09
FBI Agent: Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?
FBI Agent: Can you give us an indication why?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?
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01/13/09
Left this one off, Will. The opponent, at home even, for the only victory of the 1996 Rich Kotite coached NY Jets.
01/13/09
Thanks for clearing that one up...
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01/13/09
I have an idea. Let's call them the Wilderness Wanderers.
Once every half century they blow in like sand from the desert and redden a few eyes. The rest of the time, only they know they're out there.
01/13/09