arlandbruce - Sports News, Headlines & Highlights

Hello, my name is America, and I have a sports gambling problemThe current handling of sports gambling in this country is American exceptionalism at its most American. Investigations, or suspensions, are cropping up almost weekly, but due to the nature of the violations, or the parties involved, nothing has seriously resonated. One offensive lineman didn’t know...

Well This Is Quite The Michael Jackson Tribute

J. Jonah Jameson Is Not AmusedEat your heart out, T.O. This young man is Arland Bruce III, speedy receiver for the Toronto Argonauts, who play a strange variation of the game of football which includes 16 players per side, among them horses, elves and hobbits. Also the ball is made entirely of bacon. But another thing that makes...