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New York, 8:37 PM
Sat Nov 21
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I approached Ali and asked him, he immediately showed me his fist which was the size of a 16 inch softball. He said, "are you looking for trouble?" As you could imagine, I nearly shit myself and almost started crying.
Just then, Ali broke into a huge smile and told me he was just kidding. He literally picked me up and sat me down beside him and had the waitress bring me a coke. I sat there with him for maybe 5 minutes. He asked me a few questions and then signed an autograph for me (which I lost, dumbshit). He couldn't have been nicer or more gracious to a little kid he had never met and would never see again.
Pat Murphy, however, never did that for me.
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Also, I have some iPhone upskirt shots of various members of the Ali family.
K THX! #assholefandigest
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You have a new King!!! #assholefandigest
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Oh, you mean the guy in the story.
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My real name isn't DirkToberFest.
I'm so ashamed.
-DirkToberFest
P.S. Fuck. #assholefandigest
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