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    'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    Favre just dropped an F-5


    He refreshed his browser?

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    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of Katni Katni
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    I've put a lot of dumb crap on the internet, but admitting to being the "other woman" sure as hell isn't one of them. Wow. Not sure if I'm appalled or impressed.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    04/03/09

    @Katni: So you're saying you have been the "other woman," but you won't admit to it?


    /Not expecting a response.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    04/03/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: I realized what I set myself up for after I wrote that.


    Have NOT, for the rcord...

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    Image of Ralph Wiley Is Poised Ralph Wiley Is Poised
    04/03/09

    @Katni: But if you want to make up a great story about it for Waxing Off, though, we won't mind, as long it's entertaining and at least mildly plausible.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/03/09

    @LucidRalphWiley: Whoa, deja vu.
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    Image of Ugueth Urbina's Machete Ugueth Urbina's Machete
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    tj/


    Sheffield is a Met. Fucking Omar.


    /end tj

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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    04/03/09

    @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: Fuck! Seriously? Fuck.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    she say, cliche?
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    Much like Kramer, I believe every word of these naughty letters.
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    Image of Shorty Shorty
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    On one hand, I'd like to contribute to Waxing off...but on the other, I'm glad I don't because it's not well-recieved here.


    (I'd be lying if I said I enjoy this feature. But maybe I'm bitter because I don't get to write in it.)

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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    04/03/09

    @Shorty: I guess I am the only one who doesn't mind Waxing Off.
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    Image of Shorty Shorty
    04/03/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: @Ugueth Urbina's Machete:


    I know most people don't like it, myself included. I'm not sure if I don't like because it blows, or it's just jealousy that I don't get a chance to wax eloquently about some random sports subject in front of the masses here at Deadspin.


    I could hang with those chicks...and hopefully I wouldn't just make shit up.

     Reply
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/03/09

    @Shorty: I don't think anyone cares if you make shit up as long as it's entertaining and at least mildly plausible.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/03/09

    @Shorty: The reaction seems to be getting more angry as the weeks go by. I think this is a tough thing to write. Waxing Off on the Black Table was about meant to be about relationships, so people who read it knew what they were going to get.
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    Image of Shorty Shorty
    04/03/09

    @J-No: They should just you and me to write for it and it would be better!
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    Shorty was starred Shorty was unstarred
    Image of Shorty Shorty
    04/03/09

    @Shorty: should just *let*


    God damn it.

     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    Jen Aniano is waiting for A-Rod to sign her ball (wink,wink)


    So you're a herm, we get it.

     Reply
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    Image of Disco Choo Disco Choo
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    Where is Vagina State, and what bird is its mascot? Specifics, please!
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/03/09

    @Chris Ethel Berman: I don't know where it is but I'm pretty sure the mascot is the rare bald spread eagle.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    Favre's F5 ended up in Corey Webster's toilet.
     Reply
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    Famous people, including athletes, have a hard time hiding their freaky deaky...


    Do they? Maybe we should get Salisbury's take on this matter.

     Reply
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    /TJ


    Jason Whitlock just dropped a Katrina in the Fox Sports office bathroom.

     Reply
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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    04/03/09

    @StanGable:


    Thanks for the visual right after lunch.

     Reply
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    The kitchen is actually three rooms away from my living room, so I actually didn't hear any of this post.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    So favre showed you the last month of the Jets season?
     Reply
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    I was once at a party at UVA that a now-pro football player went to. He yelled across the room "Hey, wanna fuck?" to a comely young sorority slut. He didn't say anything else to her before they went upstairs, arm in arm. Apparently they had done the deed before, but it wasn't like she was his girlfriend or anything. Nevertheless, she obliged.
     Reply
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    04/03/09

    In reply to 'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
    Elway's Bitch's piece took an F5 on all the others.
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