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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    10/07/09

    In reply to Even The Aflac Duck Has It Out For The Mets
    Scott Kazmir.

    /Aww, crap. Shoulda read to the bottom.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/07/09

    In reply to Even The Aflac Duck Has It Out For The Mets
    Rump roast.

    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it said "Name a meat." My mistake.

    I have no answer, then.
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    10/07/09

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    Frederic Weis
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    10/07/09

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    Abe Knuckleball Schwartz
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/07/09

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    Starting Shortstop Corrado Soprano
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    10/07/09

    In reply to Even The Aflac Duck Has It Out For The Mets
    Pavarotti, Domingo, and...Enrico Pallazzo
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    10/07/09

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    Snoopy
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    Image of Youkilis on First Youkilis on First
    10/07/09

    In reply to Even The Aflac Duck Has It Out For The Mets
    SCOTT KAZM--- oh, nevermind.

    /still bitter
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    09/29/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Turner Field
    Atlanta has been brought to you by the Coca-Cola Company since 1886.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    09/27/09

    In reply to Baseball And Steroids: Corporate Synergy!
    Give some to Chipper Jones, please.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    09/25/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Turner Field
    Standing O for Jerome from Decatur. (And a fried chicken breast offering to his Cow God).
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    Image of Hellskitchen49 Hellskitchen49
    09/25/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Turner Field
    "I hate the kiss cam. My senior year, some friends and I took a trip to ATL. I had brought a lady friend to the park after finals, so of course her nights were pretty free plays into the Southern hatred of things different (read in Southern drawl: queer) by showing two guys of the away team, but alas, my college roommate from Colorado wore a Todd Helton Tennessee throwback (I know, I didn't know they made them either) and I didn't wear any John Rocker stuff . SO, who ends up on the Jumbotron, yep. And yep, I get told by the date girl, "Oh, I didn't know you were gay!" - yeah, FML. Poor Southern girl, didn't know it wasn't the Gay Cam. So, yeah, the whole night I had planned in the hotel took a little longer to happen because I was the gay friend thanks to Liberty Media for stealing the team from Ted Turner and the Kiss Cam. But you know, maybe, in the end, I win."

    Can someone translate this paragraph into English? What is this gay douchebag saying?
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    09/29/09

    @Hellskitchen49: Gee, your comment makes the main article, and you still have the green checkmark of n00bness next to it? Let me square you away, bro.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    09/25/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Turner Field
    I lived in Atlanta when The Ted opened -- saw the last game, ever, at the old Fulton County Stadium. Lived close enough to wake up one morning, mix a bloody mary and walk a few blocks to watch them demo the joint.

    The one original concept The Ted introduced to the world would be the notion of the overpriced bar/restaurant lurking in the outfield. The Chop House begat New Yankee Stadium.

    Protip: don't walk home through Grant Park in 1997 after the game.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    09/25/09

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    And here I thought the Tool Race was Yankee fans rushing to the D train after games...
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    09/25/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Turner Field
    So, yeah, the whole night I had planned in the hotel took a little longer to happen...

    Major League ballparks - always with the temporary cock-blocking.
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