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    Image of TomahawkFlop TomahawkFlop
    10/31/09

    In reply to Bad Beats: The Bane Of The Bookie
    Add anyone receiving 17.5 points and taking Indiana at Iowa to the list of bad beats. Indiana up 10 going into the 4th, Iowa wins and covers. #badbeats
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    UkraineNotWeak promoted this comment TomahawkFlop was starred TomahawkFlop was unstarred
    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/01/09

    @TomahawkFlop:

    Also had Indiana getting 17.5. If Indiana just tackles him on 3rd and 1 from the 27 with just over a minute left still would get the cover. Iowa would've just kneeled out the clock. Also had New Mexico St. getting 44 from Ohio St., lose 45-0 and Tulane getting 36.5 from LSU, lose 42-0 as LSU drives 98 yards in the last 6 minutes of the game to score a TD with about a minute left. #badbeats
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    10/31/09

    In reply to Bad Beats: The Bane Of The Bookie
    Rob wins. You're not a degenerate until you've had your sphere of invincibility smashed in a supercollider #badbeats
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    FlakJack promoted this comment Rozelle’s Bagman was starred Rozelle’s Bagman was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    10/24/09

    In reply to Bad Beats: The House Always Wins
    Kasper is intriguing if you want to take a flyer on a long-shot. He's tight with Ratz and is also German, idealogical similarities, etc., etc. Also, Pell isn't bad at those odds.

    Betting on the next popes should be like betting on who's going to win a marathon: it's a good idea to go with a person of color. #badbeats
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    Image of Disco Choo Disco Choo
    10/24/09

    In reply to Bad Beats: The House Always Wins
    What the hell does the Church have against American Catholics other than the child-sex scandals and the fact that none of us listen to the Pope? #badbeats
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    lukeoneil47 promoted this comment Disco Choo was starred Disco Choo was unstarred
    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    10/24/09

    @Disco Choo: Not since Kennedy was taking his marching orders from the Vatican. #badbeats
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    Image of The Count of Monte Fisto The Count of Monte Fisto
    10/24/09

    In reply to Bad Beats: The House Always Wins
    Somewhere out there is some poor soul whose lawyer thought gambling was a good way to get out of debt. #badbeats
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/23/09

    In reply to Share Your Gambling Misery With The World
    Hey, I have pic for bad beats, let me upload it...

    C:\Documents and Settings\My Documents\My Pictures\My Unfortunate Electronica Phase\17yearoldDavid_Humeplaying withan808andaMidicard.jpg #badbeats
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    10/23/09

    In reply to Share Your Gambling Misery With The World
    I thought Bad Beats was a Brett Myers post. #badbeats
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    10/23/09

    In reply to Share Your Gambling Misery With The World
    It was dark, and I accidentally grabbed the Ben Gay instead of the Vaseline. That was a bad beat. #badbeats
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    Image of Bad Mr. Frosty Bad Mr. Frosty
    10/23/09

    In reply to Share Your Gambling Misery With The World
    If this is half as entertaining as every poker player ever's story of getting taken on the river, then we're in for some motherfucking good times! #badbeats
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    Theodore Donald Kerabatsos promoted this comment Bad Mr. Frosty was starred Bad Mr. Frosty was unstarred
    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    10/23/09

    @Bad Mr. Frosty:

    So, I know I've got him beat because all night long he's been limping in with strong hands and going in big when he's trying to bully someone off a pot with a weak hand. My pair of 9's aren't huge, but I'm feeling good. Flop comes out and I get a third nine. I'm fucking golden. So, I...

    Hey, are you paying attention? Seriously, this is good...

    The rest of the flop is garbage, so I know he can't have much. So, now I'm trying to get everything I can out of this donkey. I up it little, he raises, I re-raise...

    Hey man, seriously, listen to this; this is ridiculous...

    The turn comes and it's an eight. There's a salad out there so at this point I'm just trying to keep from smiling. He's toast. I check it to see what he's gonna do. He raises. I re-raise. I can tell he's starting to get worried...

    Dude, forget it.

    No, no, no... sorry, keep going...

    I don't know, he goes all-in. I go all-in. He's got a pair of 10's, I got trip 9's. The ONLY card that can beat me is a 10.

    And the river was a 10?

    Fuckin' bullshit.

    Great story. #badbeats
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    10/23/09

    In reply to Share Your Gambling Misery With The World
    Hey, Craggs, where'd you get Elliot Smith's prom picture? #badbeats
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    Steve U promoted this comment Lionel Osbourne was starred Lionel Osbourne was unstarred
    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    10/23/09

    @Lionel Osbourne: +1 #badbeats
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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    10/17/09

    In reply to Bad Beats: Can Subliminal Messaging Lure Browns Bettors?
    Our friend neglected to mention Mistake #4, where he challenged an aging Jimmy Woods to a game of Double Dragon.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    10/17/09

    In reply to Bad Beats: Can Subliminal Messaging Lure Browns Bettors?
    1) Never a borrower or bookmaker be. --me

    2) Forget +14. Plus anything touchdown-or-more is NFL value. So far this year dogs are 33-42-0.

    /sad panda'd #badbeats
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    Sh!tShow promoted this comment Rozelle’s Bagman was starred Rozelle’s Bagman was unstarred
    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    10/17/09

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: Amen on both, Reverend. #badbeats
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    10/17/09

    In reply to Bad Beats: Can Subliminal Messaging Lure Browns Bettors?
    Star Jones 5,000/1 #badbeats
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    10/10/09

    In reply to Bad Beats: Do Not Bet This Man
    WHY? WHY THE FUCK DID I BET ON THE FUCKING RAIDERS TO COVER ON THE ROAD?

    Because you listened to Wesley Snipes?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/10/09

    In reply to Bad Beats: Do Not Bet This Man
    To summarize: Don't fucking bet on the Raiders. Fuck the Raiders. Fuck their illiterate, unkept fans. Fuck the city of Oakland. Fuck their fucking fat bastard pice of shit bust of a quarterback. Fuck their jaw-breaking coach. And especially, fuck their fucking demon spector of a fucking owner. They should be fucking contracted.

And now, I'll just bet twice as heavily against them next week. As far as I'm concerned, Al Davis owes me 900 bucks. Fucking undead motherfuck.

    As a Broncos fan, I whole-heartily approve of this message.
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