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    How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/08/09

    In reply to How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
    I didn't know it at the time, but after I finished that article- I waved goodbye to a little part of my childhood, and waved hello to a world where things weren't so simple.


    /cue The Byrds' Eight Miles High

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    07/08/09

    In reply to How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
    I learned about the dangers of pep pills from "Saved by the Bell"
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/08/09

    In reply to How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
    We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the road games, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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    07/08/09

    @Mr. Praline: +1 ether binge
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/08/09

    In reply to How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
    Sports could have used a strong leader at that time. Looked how many lives were saved when Kenesaw Mountain Landis took a strong stance against radium enemas.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/08/09

    In reply to How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
    "I guess I can tell this story now, one of my great experiences when I was a young player. Don Wilson was all 'roided up and pitching a no-hitter against the Atlanta Braves. They had a juiced-up Orlando Cepeda, a tweaked Rico Carty, Felipe Alou on uppers and Hank Aaron, of course. And they got to the ninth inning, he got two outs, no one on base, and Hank Aaron was the hitter. And in my infinite wisdom, I ran in to the mound. I said, "You know, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if Hank Aaron took PEDs. He said, "Get back to second base." I proceeded to go back to second base. He threw three fastballs right by Hank Aaron. No-hitter."


    -Joe Morgan

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/08/09

    In reply to How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
    How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids


    Gentlemen, you can't lock your illegal steroids in here: this is the locker room!

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    07/08/09

    In reply to How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
    We don't have any regulations on drugs, alcoholic beverages or anything.


    It's like Woodstock, man!

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/08/09

    In reply to How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
    This post is neither about Jews nor Duke. Who are you? And what have you done with Ben Cohen?!?!?!?!?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/08/09

    In reply to How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
    It used to drive Howard Grubbs crazy when Bear Bryant would constantly refer to him as "Mr. Grubby".
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/08/09

    In reply to How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids
    Why would our players need drugs? They get all the enhancement they need from smoking delicious Chesterfields!
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