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We Have A Wet Bag Problem, And We're Going To Look Into It
There is nothing funny about lower-body injuries in baseball. Upper body injuries, sure—a “strained oblique” sounds just vague enough to get an eye-roll, and Mets-scented mystery injuries like the Out With An Entire Left Side Of Body ailment that sidelined prized Mets free agent Jed Lowrie for virtu...
The Orioles Probably Didn't Even Notice They Were Eliminated From Playoff Contention
The Orioles brought the inevitable to reality on Friday, officially getting eliminated from playoff contention with a 7-1 loss to the Rays. All things considered, the news probably isn’t hitting the clubhouse too hard. For one thing, the players will get a much-needed break away from this hellish se...
The Hot Stove And The Triumph Of Shamelessness
Broadly speaking, America has never been great on shame. Pride has always been a strong suit, and fucking things up in shameful and improbable ways was the national pastime long before a more racist version of Slimer from Ghostbusters got elected president, but shame just sort of never caught on her...
Bless This Oafish Koch Heir And His Hideous Shirts
Because it is so cruel and so stupid, so petty and also so astonishingly vast, it is difficult to fully get a handle on the $1.5 trillion tax bill that the Republicans pushed through the House and Senate on Wednesday. A disconcerting number of little fees and insults in the bill are only now becomin...
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Report: Marlins Attempting To Seize Property From Former Season-Ticket Holder

Report: Marlins Attempting To Seize Property From Former Season-Ticket Holder

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Deadspin Awards: Sleaziest International Sports Official

Deadspin Awards: Sleaziest International Sports Official

Thu Jul 07 2016
Manny Pacquiao, Homophobe, Will Shop Where He Pleases!

Manny Pacquiao, Homophobe, Will Shop Where He Pleases!

Fri Apr 01 2016
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Hey, Maybe Step Up Your Gift-Wrapping Game?

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Bill Cosby Once Publicly Bullied A Notre Dame Football Player To Tears

Bill Cosby Once Publicly Bullied A Notre Dame Football Player To Tears

Fri Nov 21 2014
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