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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    04:15 PM

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. Are you gonna eat that?
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    04:13 PM

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    And remember - if you're going to ask all of these questions, it's best to do so in the style of John McLaughlin
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    04:04 PM

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    @ TimCouchPotato

    That is one of the most excruciating parts of marriage. Not only have I moved further away from my friends, the first time I met one of the husbands, I of course tried to break the ice with 'did you see that game?' His response? I don't like sports.

    That was three years ago. He'll be at the house tonight.
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    04:12 PM

    @Phintastic: Yikes! My wife's friend, who is our age, married a guy 12 years younger than her and he doesn't like sports. So when they're over at our place for a BBQ, he just sits there, never joining in the conversation with the guys.
    I want to tell him, "Hey, can you move? That seat belongs to someone who can add to the discussion."
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    04:14 PM

    @I Like Cheap Beer:

    At least now I can talk to the non sports guy...it's weird though, usually I just talk football with his wife because she's way into it.
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    03:52 PM

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    6. Have we broken up several times before?

    Shouldn't you already know this answer?
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    03:50 PM

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    12. If instead of letting me watch the big game with the guys, will you force me to go the opera or watch a romantic comedy?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    03:21 PM

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. What do you want from me? It's not how it used to be. You've taken my life away, and ruined everything.
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    03:06 PM

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11. What does Bill Murray whisper to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in Translation?

    12. Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03:11 PM

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: 13. What the hell was in that suitcase in Ronin?
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    03:21 PM

    @#c16985266 : 14. What happened to the car in Army of Darkness?

    15. Where's the crew of the Mary Celeste?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    03:30 PM

    @Sheed's Bald Spot:
    16. No, seriously, whatever happened to Baby Jane?
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    04:07 PM

    @Mr. Praline:
    16. Who was the Hummer driver?

    17. Why the hell do they call him "Silent" Bob, anyway?

    18. Who moved my cheese?
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    03:05 PM

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    Man: Would you get upset if I accidentally slept with your twin sister?

    Woman: I don't have a twin sister.

    Man: Your younger sister then.
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    03:03 PM

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    11. Top shelf, or five hole?

    11a. Are you aware that those are euphemisms and do not, in fact, relate to hockey?
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    03:03 PM

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    As the sole witness, will you rat me out for murdering our neighbor with all the stinky cats? Because you are under no legal obligation to do so. Once we are married.

    I do.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    03:00 PM

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    I've seen plenty of people live together before getting married and then get divorced. Still, not a bad idea.
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    Image of GreatOdensRaven GreatOdensRaven
    02:56 PM

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11) Do you want a TV in the bedroom?

    Because I either want to stay up late watching the west coast games or sleep in silence. Decide now, and get used to it.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    02:55 PM

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    Marriage is acceptance. You either accept the person, genital warts and all, or you don't.

    *Prerequisite for marrying Norman Mailer.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    02:52 PM

    In reply to Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her
    11) Will you fall to pieces if we have to see my family at the holidays one year out of six? Can we split Thanksgiving at my parents house if we do Christmas (or New Years) at your parents house?

    Something weird happens to some women when they have to go to their in-laws from time to time for the holidays. I don't know what it is, but it is a short road to Crazytown.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    02:59 PM

    @TheStarterWife: Are you currently reading my emails? Holy shit, have been going back and forth on that all goddamn day.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    03:07 PM

    @crazyjoedavola: I just know it's the holidays and this always comes up in some marriages. One couple we know actually flies between BOTH sets of parents house on Christmas day so everyone gets part of Christmas.

    Fortunately we're of a like mind when it comes to holiday travel. We hate it. Our parents make far more money than us and have far, far, far more paid vacation time than us. If they want to see us at the holidays, they know where they can find us.

    This seems to be a bigger deal for women though. And unfortunately, it pits husbands to between their wives and their mothers. I feel for men there.
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    03:11 PM

    @TheStarterWife: Can we give your e-mail address to our wives?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03:23 PM

    @TheStarterWife: You don't have to tell me. I don't like going to visit my wife's in-laws any more than she does.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    03:34 PM

    @TheOneHandedAbortionist: Sure. But the easier route is to say, "Woman, I love you but I promise you your mother's Potatoes O'Brien casserole will be there next year. I don't want to hear about how your brother thinks we should go in on a time in Maui with them over the screeching of his three banshees. I only get so many breaks from work a year, and Christmas (or Thanksgiving) is so special to me and you ("and our kids" if you have them) are the only ones I care about. Why don't we start to make our own traditions here at home? Make the time special for just us."

    If that doesn't work, use Easter as a bargaining chip.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    02:52 PM

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    12. Don't buy your wife/girlfriend a bicycle. If she was going to ride a bike, she would already own one.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    03:54 PM

    @Stev D:

    also, don't marry the town bicycle.
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