At a recent conference in Cooperstown, Hillerich and Bradsby spokesperson Jeff Leonard addressed the impact of the Emerald Ash Borer on their 2010 bat lineup.
Leonard: "Despite rumors to the contrary, our material supply projections are encouraging. We're expecting to get more wood than Steve Philips in a Lane Bryant."
We have to spend more on tickets, and we have to plan out which games we're going to attend in March if, God forbid, we want to sit in the upper deck without going to StubHub.
This also applies to Toronto Maple Leafs fans. The rest of the comparison, not so much.
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Fuck him. #haterade
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Leonard: "Despite rumors to the contrary, our material supply projections are encouraging. We're expecting to get more wood than Steve Philips in a Lane Bryant."
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And fuck neckties. Won't wear 'em. #haterade
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He definitely gets his bang on with his khakis at half-mast. #haterade
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This also applies to Toronto Maple Leafs fans. The rest of the comparison, not so much.
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The only thing the financial district has to worry about is all those random blizzards in bathroom stalls. #haterade
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What is this post about? #haterade