This is the cover of a Peruvian sports daily, with a player for Peru simply pointing a weapon at a Uruguay jersey. It didn't work — which is SHOCKING! — considering Uruguay won 6-0, which is a blowout even in sports that aren't soccer.

We really think it's only a matter of time until Don King tries this, right? And hey: Like you wouldn't have enjoyed the NBA Finals a little more if Paul Pierce had been pointing a shotgun at Kobe's jersey.

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Apparently, Reyes and a couple teammates thought it would be fun to just shoot soda cans in their backyards. That's all fine and good but, you know, Oregon State is a campus, not a hidden wooded area. There are other people there.

One of seven students who lives in the house on the other side of the fence, said two of the bullets lodged in an outside wall but one went through his bedroom window. Three more bullets hit a car parked in front of the same window.



"One shot went through my bedroom window, ricocheted off the wall and landed on my bed," Bodtker told the Gazette-Times.

For this, two players, including Reyes, have been suspended for the weekend series. Good thing they didn't hit anybody: They might missed a whole week!

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