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    The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER

    The Unparalleled Genius Of Barry Switzer
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER

    To be fair, wouldn't the best Barry Switzer story ever have to be how the Cowboys managed to win a Super Bowl with him as coach?
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    Did he boom her later?
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    Image of Michael Grasso Michael Grasso
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    "The hotel is twenty minutes away. Switzer is banging on the hotel-room door in ten. Switzer is clearly Billy Simms."

    Billy Simms hell. He's Winston Wolf.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    a documented goat fucker
    Parkinson's?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/11/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1. I was gonna go with "Swedish Models?" And I believe you beat me to this joke once before...
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/11/09

    @Steve U: I'm a sucker for goat jokes.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    Jimmy Johnson would've had no problems performing under similar circumstances.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    If that same email was sent to you, but instead of saying "Please crucify the Browns like the dirty Jews that they are" it said "Please string up the Browns like the dirty slaves they are" would you have featured it in your column?

    I think we all know the answer to that one...
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    "Please string up the Browns like the dirty slaves they are"

    While not in favor of violence, William Rhoden agrees with the second part of your simile.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    Uh AJ or whatever or whomever takes up space in the Gawker offices..

    Good luck getting 20 cartons of Camels, a closet full of ironic T-shirts and 200 MacBook Pros to respond to your email, buddy.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    Apparently, cakes also turn blue when they choke.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/11/09

    @ClintonPortishead: (sorry)

    The Cake is a lie
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    The only people who call Camden Yards "OPaCY" either work for the team, are older then dirt, or have an overinflated opinion of themselve.

    (Or in the case of Stupid Angelos, all of the above)
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    Please cease any similar features in the future.

    This is what I said to my wife's OB-GYN with regards to my sloping forehead, disgusting overbite and morbid obesity.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    Of course after the first cut, the cake crumbled into pieces like it was Jeff Lageman.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/11/09

    @the earl of weaver: Like the cervical vertebrae of Dennis Byrd?
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    09/11/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Honestly? I had his name in there but changed it. Good follow-up.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    The only thing that would make that cutting the cake picture classier would be putting it inside a brandy snifter.
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    Image of sassydeerrun sassydeerrun
    09/11/09

    In reply to The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
    Mike Gundy could have given his a pep talk.
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