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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    Someone forgot to tell Bartolo that when you meet a girl nicknamed "Dirty Diana", it's not necessarily a tribute to the Michael Jackson song.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    "Good God, he's back!"
    "In many ways, Ozzie's Big Boy never left, sir."
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    Colon needs to look at the man in the mirror and come to grips with the death of Michael Jackson.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    Ozzie Guillen explained to reporters that Colon is notoriously difficult to track down thanks to a phalanx of cousins...


    Coincidentally, their names are Michael, Jackie, Tito, Jermaine and Marlon.

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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    Bartolo calls gravy "Jesus Juice."
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    If you thought this was bad, wait and see how upset Colon gets when one of the Butthole Surfers dies.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    His "disappearance" was really just an aversion to phones and an inability to cope with his dinner's passing.


    /fixed

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    Why can't people mourn MJ in healthy, constructive ways? For example, to cope with the grief I built a giraffe paddock in my downtown backyard.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/09/09

    @ArkansasFred: I expanded my MJ shrine to include the other, less talented, more living brothers. Except for Tito. I hate Tito.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    You can say what you want, Ozzie Guillen will always believe that Michael Jackson was even a bigger fag than Jay Mariotti.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    Talk about an "Off the Wall" quote from Ozzie.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/09/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: This whole Colon drama is a big thriller.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    In MJ's honor, Bartolo will pitch Bad tonight and may just Beat It off the roster altogether.
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    Bartolo was not a fan, however, of Weird Al Yankovic's Michael Jackson parody songs, with all the eating and fat references and whatnot.
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    07/09/09

    In reply to Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson
    thanks to a phalanx of cousins


    WE! ARE! RELATED THROUGH OUR PARENTS' SIBLINGS!

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/08/09

    In reply to Have You Seen This Fat Guy?
    Colon on the DL? That just reminded me to set my DVR for the McMillan and Wife marathon.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/08/09

    In reply to Have You Seen This Fat Guy?
    If you're looking for a missing Colon, wouldn't it make sense to put Encyclopedia Brown on the case?
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