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    Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
    Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger.


    To the angel of the church of Deadspin write:


    These are the words of the Son of Leitch whose eyes are like blazing fire and whose shirts are as black as the very depths of his soul. I know your deeds, your love and faith, your service and perseverance, and that you are now doing more than you did at first. Nevertheless, I have this against you: You tolerate that woman Jezebel, who calls herself a prophetess. By her teaching she misleads my servants into sexual discussions and the eating of baked goods. I have given her time to repent of her immorality, but she is unwilling. So I will cast her on a bed of suffering, and I will make those who reply to her comments suffer intensely, unless they repent of her ways. I will strike her threads dead. Then all the blogs will know that I am he who searches hearts and minds, and I will repay each of you according to your deed.

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/20/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead: Hmmm, so that's what no sleep and a class on the Christian apocalypse gets you...
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
    I have to say... I think I like it better over here. I am not quite so "afraid" of getting verbally bitch-slapped about off-color humor. It's my favorite brand of humor.


    But don't worry, I won't set up camp - I am a sports fan, so (other than this post here and ones prior) I shall only post when appropriate and will not threadjack with nonsense.


    I think Thundercracker gave me a +3 for my first post, so here's to not starting in the hole.


    And remember: Not all vaginas are assholes.


    Amen.

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    Image of Becky_MI Becky_MI
    04/20/09

    @WaltzingMatilda(theOriginal): And, to temper my irritation, if you are a Jezebel commenter who likes and has shit to talk about sports, open arms.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    04/20/09

    @WaltzingMatilda(theOriginal): And remember: Not all vaginas are assholes.


    Fair enough but you must admit, sometimes during rough sex, if the lights are off and its turned to doggystyle, an asshole can be mistakenly treated like a vagina. Wait what?

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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    04/20/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Ah yes... my high school boyfriend tried to use that on me once. Once.


    Okay, that's a lie.

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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    04/20/09

    @Becky_MI: 'preciate it. Seriously. Will try not to disappoint.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    04/20/09

    @WaltzingMatilda(theOriginal): true story, I actually read deadspin long before Jezebel. Actually it was before Jezebel even launched. The deadspin commenters are a hilarious bunch. This is my favorite thread, seriously I was crying I was laughing so hard [deadspin.com]
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    04/20/09

    @bluebears: Ah, comrade. Yeah, I auditioned as a Gawker commenter before I started reading Jez. This is so much more my speed at the moment.
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    Image of The Norv Face The Norv Face
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
    Hey, I have accounts with both deadspin and jezebel. Until deadspin decides to have a thread for rock of love, I will have to turn to jezebel to make fun of Bret Michaels' wig.
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    Image of Chalkdust Chalkdust
    04/20/09

    @The Vigilante Face: Lets hope that never changes.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
    Speaking of hockey, apparently ESPNDev has a twitter account. And they hate Canada.


    [twitter.com]

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    Image of Becky_MI Becky_MI
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
    Is... is it safe to be here in daylight hours?


    Please, please don't think any self-respecting member of the Vaginarchy enjoyed last evening.

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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    04/20/09

    @Becky_MI: Catfight!
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    Image of Becky_MI Becky_MI
    04/20/09

    @MrRedDevil: I mean, I like baked goods and heels as much as the next chick, but that's why I bookmark Food Network and DSW. Christ.
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    04/20/09

    @Becky_MI: Oh, thank God. A vagina I like...


    Wait. You know what I mean.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/20/09

    @Becky_MI: It was sort of like someone put a baby or wedding shower in my Deadspin. There is a reason I don't go to showers anymore. They suck. I am happy to send you an overpriced gift and go about my business. But I don't want your shitty punch and I don't want to have to listne to someone wax on about how adorable their babies are.
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    Image of Becky_MI Becky_MI
    04/20/09

    @I Party With Smoot: @MrRedDevil: *Muah*


    @J-No: AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THOSE IDIOTIC GAMES! Dammit. And yeah, sorry - but your baby, like all babies, looks like Abe Vigoda.

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    04/20/09

    In reply to Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
    Girls should stick to blogging what they know best, like overreacting and having a lot of shoes.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
    The Flyers won the game, but what are the odds that Kimmo Timonen has any idea?



    + Watch video
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
    My brain hurts. This weekend was disturbing on so may levels.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
    To bring it all together, I think next weekend Sydney Crosby should be our Deadspin editor.
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    Image of Knight_Of_The_Burning_River Knight_Of_The_Burning_River
    04/20/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: Would it surprise anyone in the least to find out that Crosby is a regular Jezebel commenter?
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    04/20/09

    @Knight_Of_The_Burning_River: As a Jezebel commenter and loather of Cindy Crosby, I don't know whether to laugh or be offended.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    04/20/09

    @vamusical: For some reason I think the Cros would guest edit Cute Overload.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sidney Crosby Gets The Philadelphia Salute; Deadspin Almost Falls Apart
    Okay...so what the fuck happened this weekend? I checked in at one point and it was like a holy war had started....
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    Image of DM DM
    04/20/09

    @Hustler of Culture: We got invaded by the Jezebel commentators on last night's DUAN. It was interesting to say the least.
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    Image of siandt siandt
    04/20/09

    @DM: Hey, you invaded us first.
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