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Another Belichick Son Will Experience The Joys Of Alcohol Education Classes
The home life at the Belichick household may become a little turbulent now that 17-year-old Brian Belichick was busted for underage drinking at Gillette Stadium during the NCAA Lacrosse Championships. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by NoPracticoBurress: The officer was completely out of line when he wrote down Brian's age on the citation as "18 - 1". 15 Responses | Other threads
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nfl
Bill Belichick Sings The Hits
It's hard to imagine anyone looking more uncomfortable on stage than Mr. Belichick here, "singing" with Charlie Weis and Jon Bon Jovi at a benefit for Weis' daughter. [Josh Q. Public]
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Comment by StanGable: 'Wanted Dead or Alive' is a pretty curious song selection at a health disorder benefit. How about something more subtle... 5 Responses | Other threads
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DUAN!
Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
Gentleman Jay Mariotti knows a raw deal when he sees one and something about that Matt Cassel to Kansas City trade does not smell right to him. More »
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Comment by Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: So, DUAN, I have a question. I'm 20, so I missed the Andrew Dice Clay craze, but I just watched... 42 Responses | Other threads
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"Guys Who Look Horrible In Hoodies" For $800, Alex
Bill Belichick's Super Bowl "hissy fit" becomes a Jeopardy! answer. Hey, if Alex Trebek says you're an asshole ... you're an asshole. [Simon On Sports]
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Comment by David Caruso: Even Turd Fergueson got this one right. It's funny because it's bigger than a normal hat. 9 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
Bill Belichick A Big Fan Of Round Things
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
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new england patriots
There's A Bill Belichick Sex Tape? Merciful Jesus, Anoint My Eyes With Clorox
Like opening the ancient, creaky attic door in a horror movie, some moves are so obviously wrong-headed that you just want to scream. Tom Casale, a former writer for Patriots Football Weekly, has just made one of those moves. Writing under the name Tommy Rider (red flag right there), he penned a farewell to the team following his last day on the beat, where he dished some "gossip" that included the contention that there's a Bill Belichick sex tape floating around. Before you ask your cat to claw out your eyes, be informed that Casale strikes me as several different kinds of crazy. OK, let's proceed.
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Comment by GoPlayIntrarmuralsBrother: Wait, you can sue the guy who doinks your wife? Looks like some of that cable installation money will be... more » | Other threads
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nba closer
Celtics Use Rhythm Method, Belichick Craftiness To Beat Pistons
The NBA Closer is written by Matt McHale, who's still wondering why the Celtics were all up in LeBron's junk last series. When he's not focusing on the sordid past, he can be found mocking the laughable present at Basketbawful. Enjoy!
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By BasketbawfulComment by NYSportscene: Wasn't she featured on "M.I.L.F. Hunter" not that long ago? more » | Other threads
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nfl draft
Reviewing The NFL Draft, As If Anybody Knows Anything
Some "experts" — you know, the people who decide who did a great job in a draft mere hours after it was completed and before, uh, anyone so much as puts on more than a hat — were up on the New England Patriots' selections at the NFL Draft this weekend. We couldn't tell you, but we did love any and all shots of Bill Belichick yesterday. Bill! Are you letting your hair grow out? Someone's been hanging out with Bon Jovi! More »
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By LeitchComment by Grandjester: @SonofSpurrier: Heeeey, THAT might actually work. Can't be any worse, can it? more » | Other threads
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you cannot give up on cheating!
South Park, Cheating, And You
"In America, it's OK to cheat as long as you cheat your way to the top." What does Stand and Deliver have in common with Bill Belichick? South Park explains. More » -
enjoying the view?
Take a Picture, It'll Last Longer... Then Shred It
Be it in practice, on film, inside another man's house, or at an NIT basketball game, Bill Belichick can't help but take notice of some untapped potential. TMZ brings us this transcendent image from Florida's victory in the NIT last night. Clearly Nick Calathes' triple double wasn't the only to impress the Pats coach. More » -
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Bill Belichick Knows Where Lesbians Love
At long last, a prominent pro sports coach has come out of the closet in a nationally- ... wait, what? Sorry. Scratch that. While Bill Belichick is the cover boy for this month's issue of Boston Spirit, the city's premier gay magazine, the mag's publisher points out that his photo was just picked more or less at random. Wives, he's all yours again! More »
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By rickchandComment by IchiroSuzukiSamurai: Every copy of this issue of Boston Spirit has been bought up on the newstands, taken to New York, and... more » | Other threads
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regrets, i've had a few
Who's Sorry Now? Patriots Spygate Edition
So who does one believe in this Matt Walsh vs. Bill Belichick videotaping-the-Rams-Super-Bowl-walkthrough controversy? Is Walsh, as Belichick would have us believe, a rogue agent, out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct? Or is Belichick involved in a Nixonian coverup, with guest star Scott Pioli as Spiro Agnew? One thing that may have me leaning toward the latter ... Big Bill has issued an apology. Not in connection to the Walsh allegations of course; but for the taping incident with the Jets early in the season. Repeating; Belichick has apologized. Yes, the Apocalypse is nigh. More » -
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If you can possibly stand any more SpyGate. [The Huffington Post]
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super bowl xlii
Analyzing Belichick's Insane Decision Not To Kick
Of all the oddities during Super Bowl XLII, the one that might stick, and the one that might hurt the reputation of Patriots coach Bill Belichick the most, was his decision to go for it instead of sending kicker Stephen Gostkowski out for a 49-yard field goal. That doesn't look good when you lose a game by three points. We asked Stefan Fatsis, resident kicker expert and the author of the upcoming A Few Seconds Of Panic, take a look at Belichick's thought process, and why it was fatally flawed. More »
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By LeitchComment by JoeyPorterAle: While reading all this probability of outcome/down/distance discussion it reminded me of those cards one can buy in Vegas that... more » | Other threads
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fun with photoshop
Patriots Fans Cry The Tears Of Unfathomable Sadness
As you may have imagined, folks are having a bit of fun with the Super Bowl result, Photoshop-wise. Following are some of this morning's more interesting efforts. I have to admit, I chuckled at most of them. And by the way ... if you happen to come across this, it isn't a Photoshop. These books are actually for sale. More »
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By rickchandComment by Bill Belichicks Videographer: @Chief Wahoo: or stupidity more » | Other threads
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super bowl xlii
The Patriots Are, At Last, Losers. Like The Rest Of Us.
It is rare in the world of sports to find a moment when two revelatory, unifying moments converge into something that stuns us all, from every direction. Around 10:20 p.m. ET last night, the sports planet's tectonic plates shifted so dramatically that we thought our heads would never stop spinning. Eli Manning changed every thought anyone had ever had about him, but we talked about that last night and will talk more about that later. Let's talk about the Patriots for a moment ... shall we? More »
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By LeitchComment by IchiroSuzukiSamurai: @koddos: But they wouldn't have taken advantage of it. They had effectively two turnovers, the interception and the "too many... more » | Other threads
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super bowl xlii
You Have Many Opportunities For Senseless Super Bowl Bets
One of the quiet pleasures of Super Bowl Week is the wide variety of betting opportunities this game provides. Most of them are simple guesswork, but hey, isn't that what gambling is anyway? More »
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By LeitchComment by Evgeni Merkin: What are the odds on Richard Seymore wearing panties underneath his gear? Easy money says this better. more » | Other threads
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super bowl xlii
Ideas For A More Enjoyable Super Bowl Week
Rarely do commenters on other sites even come close to the wit and wisdom of our own Deadspin Army of Darkness (sorry if that sounds like sucking up, but independent studies have proven this to be true). Occasionally, though, one catches my eye with a tape measure home run. Such was the case yesterday over at The Sporting News, when commenter Guliani For President (Ha! Please take note, Midwestcoastbias!) chimed in on the latest Tom-Brady-Is-He-Or-Isn't-He-Wearing-A-Protective-Boot story.
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By rickchandComment by Rick Chandler: @The Boy Wonder: The Universe makes more sense now. more » | Other threads
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nfl playoffs
Setting The Table For Two More Rather Important Games Of Foot-Ball
We'd actually forgotten about this, but now that both teams are meeting again in the AFC Championship Game, it's worth reminding everybody about: LaDainian Tomlinson totally hates the Patriots. More »
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By LeitchComment by Babcocksure: no class, cheaters. Damn LT you hit it right on the head /lobs softball more » | Other threads
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eric mangini
Eric Mangini's 115th Dream
Eric Mangini is not inherently a likable character. He's schlubby, he's obsessive and he always looks exhausted. He was on "The Sopranos;" that's about all we can come up with, positively. But everyone will be rooting for him Sunday. More » -
monday night football
Another Night That The Patriots Run The NFL
Sometimes it seems like the only major drama left in the NFL swirls around Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots. We're almost as fascinated with the Dolphins' losing streak as we are with the Patriots' winning one, but tonight, "Monday Night Football" will reap the national benefits. More »
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By LeitchComment by My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Alright, I'm out.Till tomorrow night. more » | Other threads
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troy brown
The Patriots Aren't The Same Without Troy Brown
Today, we thank Bill Belichick for adding the one ingredient this otherwise-inspirational Patriots team has been missing: Troy Brown is back! More »
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By LeitchComment by Bed Bath and Jihad: Sorry if this was previously posted, but Jason Whitlock's article about Sean Taylor is up on FoxSports.com. [msn.foxsports.com] more » | Other threads
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new england patriots
The Patriots Could Lose! There's Hope!
So, in the wake of the Patriots' near-loss last night, what have we learned, kids? Does this mean the supposedly inevitable undefeated season is in jeopardy? Does it mean the Patriots are about to get angry and start winning games by 70? More » -
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Bill Belichick Is A Surly Dick
Michael Showalter is one of the minds behind The State and Stella and the writer and star of the films Wet Hot American Summer and The Baxter. We're a fan. He also, apparently, is a sports fan. To promote his new album Sandwiches And Cats, he's doing a pseudo tour of the various lousy blogs like ours, and we're fortunate enough to have him pop by here. Enjoy. More »
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By LeitchComment by Barry Lutz: Hello, Michael Showalter, do you know who I am? I'm Barry Lutz! more » | Other threads
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he sees you
Bill Belichick Is Now Watching YOU
We hope you didn't buy any Patriots tickets through StubHub last year. Because if you did, the New England Patriots now have all your information. More »
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By LeitchComment by A Pimp Named DaveR: @Camp Tiger Claw: THIS! IS THE FUCK! [blog.meevee.com] Note: only legal in WV, MS, and certain parts of AL and GA. more » | Other threads
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flappers
Time Traveler Beams In For Patriots-Cowboys Presser
Absolutely bizarre question-and-answer session at the end of the Patriots-Cowboys game last night: Apparently, it's not so difficult to get a press pass in Dallas. More »
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By LeitchComment by whiplashchick: yes, that was 1920's Reporter Guy from the Bob and Dan show on 1310 The Ticket. the east coast bias mouthpiece... more » | Other threads
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you heartless bastards
Leave Bill Belichick Alone!
This guy must have watched the Crazy Britney Fan video at least fifty times to achieve this degree of nuance, and for that I salute him. He also gets a couple points for the Brady jersey. Not sure about the touque, though. I managed not to laugh out loud until near the end, when he slipped in one final "It was just a little videotape ..." More »
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By rickchandComment by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: YOU LEAVE CHARLIE WEIS ALONE! STOP BEING SO CRITICAL OF HIM...HE'S GOT A LOT ON HIS PLATE. LITERALLY! more » | Other threads
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cultural oddsmaker
What Will Roger Goodell Do Next?
AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Email him to let him know what you think. More »
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By DAULERIOComment by mayornutter: the thing about people from philadelphia is that they all could be characters on its always sunny. thats the magic of... more » | Other threads
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Chairman Belichick's Revenge
Last month, Eric Gillin, editor of Esquire.com and a founding editor of The Black Table, previewed the New England Patriots by comparing them to Communist China. As you might expect, he had plenty to say about these whole videotaping allegations. After the jump, enjoy the continuation of the metaphor. More » -
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Belichick Is So Grounded It's Not Even Funny
So as you have probably heard, the hammer of justice finally came down on Bill Belichick and the Patriots late Thursday. How hard? That depends on who you ask. What, I'm supposed to be an expert on video spying? I can't even work the can opener (to paraphrase Woody Allen). All I can say is that when I coached Tom Brady, we never pulled that crap. So I'll leave it to electronic espionage experts such as The Lone Gunmen and Michael Wilbon to opine on Belichick's punishment; $500,000 fine, loss of a first-round draft pick in '08*, but no suspension. And there are plenty of those opinions to go around. More »
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By rickchandComment by Mr. Pennsylvania: if the end result of this investigation is freddie mitchell returning to philly for a belated super bowl parade I'm... more » | Other threads
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who's sorry now?
Bill Belichick Is Very, Very Sorry. Just Kidding ... He Couldn't Care Less
Yes, it's the man whom you never thought you'd see leading off Who's Sorry Now, because he never apologizes for anything ... Mr. Bill Belichick. The New England Patriots coach issued a one-paragraph statement 10 minutes before his regular press conference on Wednesday, concerning the Beligate videotape mess. Because there is nothing more sincere than reading a prepared statement in front of a group of reporters while wearing shorts, we're sure everyone is back on his side. More »
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Will This Be Belichick's Watergate?
So you suppose the question now is: What did Bill Belichick know, and when did he know it? After a Patriots staffer was busted videotaping the Jets sideline on Sunday, the NFL checked out the confiscated tape and — cover your ears, Simmons! — determined that the guy was stealing coaches' signs. There were all kinds of top secret hand gestures on there (plus a couple of Denny Marcin closeup ass shots, which is odd). Well, you know how I stand on all of this; I'm just waiting to get 10-year-old Jason Krause's take on the matter before I form an opinion. More »
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By rickchandComment by KurticusMaximus: @Celerino Sanchez: That's a good way to sum up. I'm a Pats fan, and I respect them less than I did... more » | Other threads
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cultural oddsmaker
Who's The Next NFL Coach To Mess Up His Family?
AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Email him to let him know what you think. More »
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nfl
Ted Johnson Would Like You To Remind Him Where He Put His Keys ... And His Pants
Wasn't it just a couple of years ago that Bill Belichick was God? Lose a couple of big games, and it all begins to crumble. Former Patriots linebacker Ted Johnson said on Thursday that Belichick forced him to practice with a concussion, causing him to, um, to ... what was it were were talking about? More »
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nfl
Should Belichick Be Punished For His Limp Shove?
As far as we can tell, Michael David Smith of The Fanhouse was the first to make an issue out of this — we even laughed it off ourselves — but a couple days later, more people are asking: Shouldn't we be a little more pissed at Patriots coach bill Belichick for just shoving that cameraman out of the way before hugging Jets coach Eric Mangini on Sunday? More »
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By LeitchComment by FJoeTheismann: I don't know who's a bigger badass: Belichek, or Tigger from Walt Disney World. more » | Other threads
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nfl
Many People Taking Photos Of Two Men Hugging
We find it difficult to become too worked up about coaching rivalries. It reminds us of Neal Pollack's excellent Slate piece about the "cult of the general manager;" all told, if there's a genuine blood feud going on, we'd prefer it to involve people who actually play. They can hit each other, after all. More »
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nfl
Men, Keep Your Wives From Bill Belichick
OK, so it turns out that Patriots coach Bill Belichick is quite the swordsman.
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deadspin
Last Call For Athlete Run-In Stories
We'll be picking our winners in our athlete run-in stories contest, where the best athlete run-in stories win a free copy of The Education Of A Coach, the new David Halberstam about Patriots coach Bill Belichick. More » -
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Tell Us Your Best Athlete Run-Ins, And Win A Book!
Hey, look, it's the first-ever Deadspin contest. The fine folks at Hyperion Books just shipped a big stack of copies of David Halberstam's new book The Education Of A Coach to Deadspin World Headquarters, and we're here to give them away. We've read the book and think it's really good, actually, even though it has a blurb from Bob Costas on the front who, as we all know, pees sitting down. More »
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