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    Hey, You Can't Park That There!

    Hey! You're Scaring The Fish
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!
    I remember they did this on an episode of Top Gear. Jeremy and the boys drove a Toyota truck converted to a boat across the English Channel to France.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!

    Is this not a reasonable place to park?
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!
    ...a lobsterman who sank his first boat because the racing engine he put in it was too big.

    He also had trouble steering, what with his claw hands.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!
    Still a better idea than Hughes' Aircraft's prototype "Locomotive Mounted on a Balsa Wood Glider."
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!
    This whole time I thought Stephen King had lost his fucking mind, while I was reading Bobby's Haunted Lobster Boat, That Was Made Out of a Car.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!
    Can we have the hood when you're done with it?

    -Cuba.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!
    We got dig deep if we're gonna make it through

    No no no, dig up stupid!
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!
    "Lobster boat"? How the hell does he haul in pots on that thing?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!
    Coming, Summer 2010. Vin Diesel. Paul Walker. Hip hop recording artist L.L. Cool J. The Mast and the Furious. They're on a Boat, motherfuckers.

    Rated NC-17.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!
    I fucked a crustaceannn-ya-yannnnn-ya-yannnn...
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/27/09

    In reply to Hey, You Can't Park That There!
    Steve Olin and Tim Crews think this boat is heads above the rest.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/27/09

    @the earl of weaver: I would have gone with "Speed 2: Crews Control"
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    11/25/08

    In reply to Hey! You're Scaring The Fish
    Jan De Bont has been put to shame. Again.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    11/25/08

    In reply to Hey! You're Scaring The Fish
    Ah, boat drag racing - it's like polo on the panhandle
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/25/08

    In reply to Hey! You're Scaring The Fish
    Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/25/08

    In reply to Hey! You're Scaring The Fish
    Ironically, the boat was named the 'Molly Brown.'
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