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    Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day

    "No Clowns Allowed Beyond This Point"
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    Needs more black-and-white horizontal striped bodysuit and oversized barbells. #foodmetaphors
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    I predict the "Slutty Bob Raissman" will be a popular Halloween costume. #foodmetaphors
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    Is that a moustache or did he get a Dirty Sanchez from Bigfoot?
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    I think I've seen this man somewhere else. #foodmetaphors
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    10/15/09


    @DirkToberFest: #foodmetaphors
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    Raissman: Yeah, hi. I'll have a bacon, egg and 401K on postseason roll.

    deli guy: You want salt, pepper ketchup?

    Raissman: Just a tractor, please.

    deli guy: You got it, boss.

    Raissman: [waits 5 minutes]

    deli guy: [hands Raissman a wad of paper towels] There you go, boss. enjoy.

    Raissman: I always do. #foodmetaphors
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    This is what happens when you substitute absinthe for mustache wax. #foodmetaphors
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    And sometimes you have to crack open that roll to use a few quarters for the vibrating bed in the motel. #foodmetaphors
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    10/15/09

    @P. Escobar, Jets Fan: and when you get on that roll, look out for snake eyes! #foodmetaphors
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    Bob Raissman still doesn't get as much ass as The Slammer.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    Bob, are you just looking at things and making metaphors out of them?

    /ducks #foodmetaphors
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/15/09

    @ClueHeywood: Hey, it works for Rick Reilly. "I need a good simile...better look in the fridge." #foodmetaphors
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    In fairness when he wrote this he was still stunned by the red shell that his nemesis Mario pelted him with. #foodmetaphors
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/15/09

    In reply to Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
    Bob's facial hair is a holdover from the mid-90s "Fred Goldman Mustache" craze. #foodmetaphors
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    05/24/09

    In reply to "No Clowns Allowed Beyond This Point"
    Just more hatchet journalism from Bob "Win The" Raissman and Phil "Iditarod Mush Mush" Mushnik. Jesus!
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    05/24/09

    In reply to "No Clowns Allowed Beyond This Point"
    This is not new behavior by Berman:


    [www.lohud.com]

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    Image of HochuliApology HochuliApology
    05/24/09

    In reply to "No Clowns Allowed Beyond This Point"
    If Berman is painted into the corner- you'll always be able to tell which one from the gentle silhouette of back sweat he leaves on the walls.
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    05/24/09

    @HochuliApology: Just let your Soul Glo.
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