I can't wait for Comedy Central's Roast of Bobby Knight.
Greg Giraldo: Bobby Knight's choked more young men than a DC hooker.
Katt Williams: Bobby Knight's spent more time yelling at black men that Governor Wallace.
Jeffrey Ross: Bobby Knight once said "If rape is inevitable the woman should just lay back and enjoy it." Are you kidding me? Are you sure you didn't coach at Duke, you sexist prick? Telling the basketball team that is like telling the riflery team to go to the homeless shelter for practice.
Lisa Lampanelli: Its true, I fucked Bobby Knight. I didn't mind the choking as much as I minded him wearing that fucking sweater the whole time.
Yeah, how dare that jerk reporter ask that question? Now, if you'll excuse Coach Knight, he has to go cash in on his persona by throwing a drum kit in a Guitar Hero commercial.
@Kim_Jong_Illin: With Amy Poehler and Aziz Ansari, that may one giant flaming bag of nails on chalkboard annoying that is too much for even Ken Tremendous to overcome
@greenfield-comma-tim: Oui oui! You want to manage a bunch of white trash 40-year-olds for the last two days of fiscal year end? Cause we might have a deal.
@Craig Eshericks Mustache: @notthequarterback: Must be a regional thing then. Also, a comely young lass from MSU offered me her MSU basketball t-shirt while on spring break a couple years ago.
08/22/09
Greg Giraldo: Bobby Knight's choked more young men than a DC hooker.
Katt Williams: Bobby Knight's spent more time yelling at black men that Governor Wallace.
Jeffrey Ross: Bobby Knight once said "If rape is inevitable the woman should just lay back and enjoy it." Are you kidding me? Are you sure you didn't coach at Duke, you sexist prick? Telling the basketball team that is like telling the riflery team to go to the homeless shelter for practice.
Lisa Lampanelli: Its true, I fucked Bobby Knight. I didn't mind the choking as much as I minded him wearing that fucking sweater the whole time.
08/22/09
04/28/09
See those houses over there? I built those, too, but do they call be an architect? No.
Sigh. You fuck one pig...
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In a perfect world Bobby Knight would be our Secretary of State.
I've always wanted to live in a smoking crater.
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04/10/09
wait thats sort of a redundant
Amy Poehler is the more female version of David Spade
nope, still redundant
David Spade is the feminine version of Amy Poehler
yeah, that works.
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"DON'T DO IT!!!!"
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(And I'm a huge KT fan)
04/10/09
Ketamine is pretty awesome.
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03/30/09
Also, just heard this priceless line: "The Dali Lama thought his computer had been hacked."
Whaaaa?
03/30/09
OMG. They just showed footage of the cat meowing. Did I mention that this is the lead story?? Fuck.
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I still have UNC. Me and Hansborough.....we're tight.
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@The Boy Wonder: Hello, Nova!
03/30/09
Which is an equally correct foursome as my actual Final Four picks. Oy.
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I'm impressed, considering the fact that I knew fuck-all about college basketball this year.
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Shouldn't you be out drinking or gambling or whoring?
03/30/09
@Katni: how did i semi-fuck your bracket? i didn't do anything personally and the school i root for only made the second round.
and i'm doing all of the above (sans whoring) at once.
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No habla Full Tilt. ??
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Any sub gigs this week?
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