You want to know something else that's funny? The vow of poverty the Jesus-suits take. Those guys know how to live. ie top notch booze, food you can't get off of most five star menus
I once had an overenthusiastic gym teacher in high school who would put the hottest girl in charge of attendance so he could simultaneously flirt with her and get her out of having to do anything but look good in sweatpants.
Anyway, one day, we asked him if he ever played college football. This is his reply.
"Screamin' Eagles baby! I was a free safety. They kicked me out for drinking too much beer, though."
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Answer: What is Donovan McNabb after a session with Jeffrey Lurie's cock.
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I bet the guy selling this CAN'T BELIEVE THE PRICE IS SO LOW!!!! WHY ARE WE DOING THIS??? WHY ARE WE GIVING THIS AWAY??????
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Not sure if it was a misspelling.
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I write "Wore Eagle!" on a Cadillac Williams poster the Fish and Wildlife Service is slapping me in cuffs.
Bullshit, man.
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You want to know something else that's funny? The vow of poverty the Jesus-suits take. Those guys know how to live. ie top notch booze, food you can't get off of most five star menus
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Anyway, one day, we asked him if he ever played college football. This is his reply.
"Screamin' Eagles baby! I was a free safety. They kicked me out for drinking too much beer, though."
Do with it what you will.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
END TJ
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I take it something happened in football.
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