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    It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    I sold mine for money so I could back a Broadway musical.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    some of you Red Sox fans may want to ditch your previous choice for your eternal resting place


    I wish you would've told me this before I sent a check for David Ortiz's bed...

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    Addie Bundren was buried in a Cubs coffin.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    the Phillies casket comes with the logo on the bottom, so it's easier to identify when it's rolled over.
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    something something Supermike.


    i'd only get one of these if I could be propped up, embalmed, in the corner during the wake.


    [completist.wordpress.com]

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    For the dearly departed who's too big of a pussy to have a viking funeral.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    Elegant and historically accurate! It's all white!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    You guys make fun, but this is a grave situation.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/01/08

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: With a setup like this, I would've expected the puns to be coming in spades.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/01/08

    @Steve_U: C'mon it is tomb easy.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    They can assure you that the worms will not play pinochle on your snout but can they guarantee the worms won't play Pepper?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    I hope the Red Sox one is "eternal flame retardant".
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/01/08

    @Gourmet Spud:


    If a Red Sox fan is in there, I'm sure that the word "retardant" will apply on some level.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    Question: do you become a creepy bastard when you start working at a funeral home, or is it a prerequisite?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/01/08

    @Doyle McPoyle:


    Next you'll be telling me my necrophelia was a "choice".

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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    12/01/08

    @Doyle McPoyle: When I was in high school, the Pennsylvania Institute for the Mortuary Sciences was a regular attendee at our annual college fair. Apparently, being as pasty as possible is an admissions requirement.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/01/08

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Hey, at least the lucky ones get to graduate from Southern California funeral director to Miami-based serial killer.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    Their next model designed for Boston sports fans will be a giant empty tin of Kodiak.
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    Image of Wawa Wawa
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    Dood. I fackin died n gawn ta hevin.


    /boston or lolcats?

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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    12/01/08

    @joe: at least you do the accent well, unlike KSK.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/01/08

    In reply to It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity
    Shoulda been you, SuperMike.
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