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    Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    His girlfriend, Amy, had something stupid to do, like "school"


    Other stupid things Amy has done:
    Her boyfriend.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    As a former resident of Las Vegas, after seeing this guy's photo I can concur that he most certainly did go to PT's Pub.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    This is horrid news.


    Why is Bloodcopy leaving Gawker?

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    Moe: Garage? Hey, fellas, the garage. Well, ooh la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman.


    Homer: Well, what do you call it?


    Moe: A car hole.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    Dude, you live in Vegas. There are about ten thousand old grandmothers sitting at slot machines that would have looked after the kids.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    What happens in a Vegas garage doesn't stay in a Vegas garage.


    Oh, and I do hope the bound and gagged routine is allowed in prison. They love child abusers there.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/12/09

    @crazyjoedavola: I hear the inmates are looking forward to having campouts with him, he can bring the buns.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    "because they have had campouts inside" the garage


    And by "campouts" he means the NFL playoffs.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    Well, if the bar isn't checking IDs anyway, why not just bring the kids with you? Not one, but two designated drivers.


    2 babies, 1 retard on board.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    This is what happens when your plans to have David Carradine watch the kids falls through.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    Hey Jonathan, why the long face?


    Oh, because you're going to jail? Well, that makes sense.

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    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    All kidding aside, I get knots in my stomach when I think of what those poor kids had to endure.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/12/09

    @Fatty_B: The family ties that bind are just not as strong in today's demented world.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/12/09

    @Fatty_B: I agree. Makes me gag.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    The more pressing question: how does a guy like that gain access to a garage?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    Weaver's friends call him "Egghead," but not for the usual reasons.
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    Image of Rick_James_Crack_Pipe Rick_James_Crack_Pipe
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    That's a meth 'stache if I've ever seen one!
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/12/09

    @Rick_James_Crack_Pipe: Adam Morrison approves.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/12/09

    In reply to Awesome Boyfriend Ties Kids Up In Garage So He Can Enjoy The Game In Peace
    This is an incredibly disturbing story. What sane person actually wants to watch the NBA Finals?
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