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    The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend

    Good Luck Charm From Girl In Hospital Helps Yanks Win
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    Not as a tough a weekend as the Tribe had in Tampa.


    B.J. Upton = Cheesedick

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    " . . . redemption for the world's biggest A-Hole.


    Good. I always thought Goatse.cx ad gotten a bad rap.

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    Image of Sonar Jose Sonar Jose
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    They knew they were in trouble when Joe Mauer asked out of the lineup to rest his back and spent the rest of the weekend watching the games from Brian Cashman's box.
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    05/18/09

    @Sonar Jose: Don't even fucking joke about that. People have been stabbed with a brick for suggesting that Mauer may end up playing for those people.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    at least the Twins didn't have Miller, Morgan, and Phillips calling their game on Sunday. that would've just been piling on


    /seriously, the worst broadcast i've ever seen

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    and their terrible lost weekend isn't even over yet


    On the mound tonight: Ray Milland

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    Image of YellowPineapple YellowPineapple
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    That whole embarrassing scandal thing is totally behind us all now.


    Wait, which one? Bitch tits? Clemens' steroids? Madonna? Public financing for a $2500-seat stadium? Jeter herpes tree? Which one???

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    Image of J Money BS J Money BS
    05/18/09

    @YellowPineapple: Yes, every seat is $2500.
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    05/18/09

    @shea_guevara: Well Dave Concepcion and Tony Perez though they did just a dandy job.
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    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    Fuck the Yankees! Cock!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    ...who finally brought over the magical Yankees Magic Machine from the other stadium. Oooooh ... ghosts!


    That's why I knew it was a mistake when Gardenhire summoned Shaggy from the bullpen. Zoinks!

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    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    It was Alex Rodriguez's first series in the new Yankee Stadium and he hit the game-winning homer on Saturday night...


    And you know that every mirror he passed got a congratulatory ass pat.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    That whole embarrassing scandal thing is totally behind us all now.


    Aww, man. But it made John Edwards and Rielle Hunter's illicit pork-a-thons that much hotter.

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/18/09

    In reply to The Minnesota Twins Had A Rough Weekend
    plus redemption for the world's biggest A-Hole


    I didn't see anything in there about Skip Bayless.

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/16/09

    In reply to Good Luck Charm From Girl In Hospital Helps Yanks Win
    Melky: You're excited? Feel these nipples!
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Good Luck Charm From Girl In Hospital Helps Yanks Win
    Please let the kid make one for Vernon. And one for Rios, while she's at it.
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Good Luck Charm From Girl In Hospital Helps Yanks Win
    "Mister Gardner, how many home wuns do you have to hit before they cure my cancer?"
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    05/16/09

    In reply to Good Luck Charm From Girl In Hospital Helps Yanks Win
    It was actually re-scored a triple with an error.
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