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10/21/09
10/21/09
SO FAT AND ENGORGED AM I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!1 #mediameltdowns
10/21/09
THAT'S ALL FOLKS! #mediameltdowns
10/21/09
That's nothing compared to the time Nathan Drake had to scour the base of the Marianas Trench in a bathyscaphe to apologize for stealing the Royal Treasure of Atlantis. #mediameltdowns
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10/21/09
On a baseball note, I'm wondering how fellow Mets fans are feeling about the pending world series. I've been going though a weird thing over the last few weeks of actually *gulp* rooting for the phillies, seeing them as having by far the best shot to overtake the yankees in the fall classic--which by my count is by far the #1 priority.
So I've kinda felt dirty over this time period even marginally rooting for the phillies over even the dodgers. Its gotten so bad that as James Loney made contact with his first inning home run I even let out a little involuntary "no!" just after the ball was struck.
Do I need to be exorcised? Am I crazy? Am I right?
Duke, Muggs, and others, feel free to discuss. #mediameltdowns
10/21/09
The Yankees. At least I can rationalize that they needed to spend a quarter of a billion in the off season in order to win a World Series. #mediameltdowns
10/21/09
Who hasn't worked at a big company where sexual exploits would go down? the stories I could tell, and I was a choir boy. #mediameltdowns
10/21/09
I might feel differently if I lived outside the metropolitan area, but if the Yankees were playing a team of marauding, baseball-playing aliens in a seven-game series for the future of mankind, I would swallow deep, shake my head, and-- with sadness but no regrets-- slip on a Team Aliens hat. #mediameltdowns
10/21/09
Surprisingly though, a fair amount of Phillies paraphernalia can now be seen at my school on various kids I never knew even cared about baseball. Tools.
I gotta say though, I have to respect Philly for filling their entire ballpark (including those passkey seats behind home plate) for a playoff game. Yankees couldn't do that, and I hate to say it, but I highly doubt that the Mets could fill it either for such a game.
I still miss Shea. Is that related? #mediameltdowns
10/22/09
@Muggs Bigglesworth: You'd rather watch the Jets? #mediameltdowns
10/21/09
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10/21/09
If it had been AB's fucking BA's, then today surely would have been ESPN's Waterloo.
10/21/09
#mediameltdowns
10/21/09
Robert Evans worked at ESPN?
Who knew! #mediameltdowns
10/21/09
Dear god, even Caligula would be offended at the debauchery going on in Bristol. #mediameltdowns
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Frank Deford is in town? #mediameltdowns
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