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    The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open

    Sports Psychologist Takes Full Credit For Stewart Cink

    Well, That Was Anticlimactic

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    07/20/09

    In reply to Sports Psychologist Takes Full Credit For Stewart Cink
    So as to be politically correct, I'm referring to him as Stewart "Racial Epithet Referring to Chinese People."
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    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    the most excited I've been about an old person since Red Tube added Granny Porn.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    The only way you'd be rooting for him to lose if you were on the writing staff of fucking Slate.

    PREVIOUS SSW

    Old people cannot compete at the highest levels of a major sport.

    NEW SSW

    Old people can almost compete at the highest levels of golf.

    BUT WAIT, THERE'S LESS

    Stay tuned for my 10,000-word recap of Watson's run at the Open, written in the style of a French prostitute living with a bohemian commune in 1760s Vienna.
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    07/20/09

    @Steve U: +2 for the delivery, -1 for the bad memory.
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    Aren't most old people too busy shaking their fists at clouds to do anything?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    inspiring legions of other old athletes to strap it on for one last go: Troy Aikman

    He must be bored in his retirement to consider such a role reversal at this stage in life.
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open

    The state of Florida opposes this whole article.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    Bad things happen in threes, so:

    Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Billy Mays :: Tom Watson, Andy Roddick and _____?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/20/09

    @Gourmet Spud: The New York Yankees

    By the way, Ed McMahon is pissed.
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    07/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: No, no, look at the trend here - it has to be someone who has overcome some sort of overblown "adversity" and is a darling of the media that will make for great column fodder.

    David Eckstein, one gritty hit away from the cycle after his return from the disabled list, ruptures his Achillies trying to leg out a triple. The Padres training staff rushes the field and immediately euthanizes him.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    Wow, a Kamala "The Uganadan Giant" reference.
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/20/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Kamala: Easiest Halloween costume Ever.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything!
     Reply
    Edited by Kid Canada at 07/20/09 10:43 AM Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of InScutaro InScutaro
    07/20/09

    @Kid Canada:

    +1 Flaming Moe
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    07/20/09

    In reply to The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
    In related old people news, it's Chris Cornell's 45th birthday today. Un-fucking-believable.
    [sees that crystal embedded in palm is flahing red. Flees cubicle]
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/20/09

    @DeepFriar:

    I like to believe that Chris Cornell has been dead for about 3 years, and it's some robot that has been touring with Linkin Park and recording with Timbaland.
     Reply
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/20/09

    @Kid Canada: Actually he died in 1997 in a plane crash similar to the one that killed all the members of Metallica in 1988 and David Cross in 2002. At least that's what I tell my therapist.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    07/20/09

    In reply to Sports Psychologist Takes Full Credit For Stewart Cink

    Another follower of Dr. Pickens?

    You guessed it: John Danks.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/20/09

    In reply to Sports Psychologist Takes Full Credit For Stewart Cink
    The Doctor added: "Stewart's repression of traumatic childhood memories, his feelings of sexual inadequacy, and his subconscious urges to kill were affecting his game."
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    07/20/09

    @ClueHeywood: So the feelings of sexual inadequecy resulted in the use of a
    longer shafted putter. Makes sense
     Reply
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/20/09

    In reply to Sports Psychologist Takes Full Credit For Stewart Cink
    Here's my mental tip for winning a major: Make sure you have a 4 hole playoff against a very, very old man.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/20/09

    In reply to Sports Psychologist Takes Full Credit For Stewart Cink
    If it ain't Tony Robbins telling me about my Personal Power, I ain't listening.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/20/09

    In reply to Sports Psychologist Takes Full Credit For Stewart Cink
    Pickens' original title, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Beat the Tom (Watson), was rejected for trademark reasons.
     Reply
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