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    Here Comes The Bull...Whee!

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    Image of Wormfather is Wormfather Wormfather is Wormfather
    12/10/08

    In reply to Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
    Saaaaavvveeeed by Zooooorrrooooooo


    /heads back to Jalopnik
    /shuned at Jalopnik
    /finds home at Jezzabel
    /gets tarred and feathered at Jezzabel
    /awarded 3 hours at Fleshbot

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/10/08

    In reply to Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
    Ernest settled into his seat to watch the last bation of masculinity, the sport of man, bullfighting. His heart sank as the bullfighters started their acrobatic backflips avoiding the bull. Ernest would leave the stadium never to return


    When Ernest got home we walked into his closet, pulled out his shotgun, and shot himself in the face


    --Excerpt from HockeyMountain's newest book. The Sun doesn't rise anymore: or why Hemingway really killed himself Look for it on book stands this February!

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    Image of sassydeerrun sassydeerrun
    12/10/08

    In reply to Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
    I don't see Bugs in here, he probably took the left turn at Albuquerque this time to get to Pismo Beach.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    12/10/08

    In reply to Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
    A happy ending would have involved acrobats no longer able to work, or find their testicles.
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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/10/08

    @crazyjoedavola:


    Wouldn't it be nice to think so?

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    Image of Mean_Old_Frisco Mean_Old_Frisco
    12/10/08

    @Slothrop: Isn't it pretty to think so?


    But. A nice job. All around.

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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    12/10/08

    @Mean_Old_Frisco:


    dammit! it's only a book I've read a dozen times and taught at least twice.

    /dying.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/10/08

    In reply to Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
    Here Comes The Bull...Whee!


    I think you mean, "¡Siii!."

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/10/08

    In reply to Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
    Here Comes The Bull...Whee!


    This is exactly what Charles Oakley used to require his road beef to say.

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/10/08

    In reply to Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
    And nobody was happier than:


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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    12/10/08

    In reply to Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
    I have to admit: that clip got me pretty rocky mountain boisterous.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/10/08

    In reply to Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
    Hit Bullfighter Win Steak
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/10/08

    In reply to Here Comes The Bull...Whee!
    You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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