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    September: Fin.

    Byron Hout Got What He Deserved

    Here's What We'll All Be Talking About Tomorrow (UPDATE)
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    Image of My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Only thing that would've made that Cowboys bathroom stall sex story more interesting is if somehow the Jumbotron had put them live for the whole stadium to see. Nothing says entertainment like 60,000 people watching you catch a STD.
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    09/30/09

    @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH:

    Nothing says entertainment like 60,000 people watching you catch a STD.

    "Now you tell me. I could've made a fortune off that tape!"

    -Magic Johnson
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    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Quick! Someone wake up Billie Joe Armstrong!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    History will group the Salisbury-Daulerio Letters with the Sylvia Plath-Ted Hughes Letters. The only distinction is Ted Hughes never photographed his penis and showed it to Seamus Heaney.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He did show it to Assia Wevill, though.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/30/09

    @Silent Q: Boy, she knew her way around a kitchen.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Hughes had that effect on the ladies.
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    Image of AC_Greens_Virginity AC_Greens_Virginity
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Ass, asses, titties, ass and titties, ass, asses, ass, sissy, asses, and mustache plus ass, respectively.
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    09/30/09

    @AC_Greens_Virginity: Be careful when Buzz is around. Your mouth needs soap and water, soap and water...
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    Image of CarterDadlet CarterDadlet
    09/06/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    Byron Houk thought he was some big tough country faggot. Why would he start something with an opposing player then look away? Booger eating morons like him have two speeds, stop and reverse. I reckon he is fixin' to retaliate. He deserved to get knocked out just for wearing a headband. Did it come with matching leg warmers? He probably blew all his teammates in the shower after the game. He should really be suspended for at least one game. Blunt should have punched him then walked away.
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    09/09/09

    @CarterDadlet:
    Is there an option for disapproving of a comment? What about disproving?
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    09/06/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    Why hasn't anyone on TV called this a racial incident? If Hout had sucker punched Blount, President Obey-me would have said he acted stupidly and invited both of them to the White House for a beer. Seriously, there's a rumor that Obama is going to ask the NCAA to reconsider the suspension.
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    09/09/09

    @Screwdemall:

    so many -1s to hand out today, so little time.
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    Image of cookierojas cookierojas
    09/04/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    Rudy Tomjanovich has been quivering beneath his coffee table since this time last night.
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    Image of robotwaste robotwaste
    09/04/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    Scott Frost helped to restrain Blount as he was trying to attack the fans. I guess since Blount wasn't beating up his girlfriend, Frost figured he could step in this time.
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    09/04/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    Looks like somebody should have Ducked...

    /male genitalia witticism
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    Image of thetaxman thetaxman
    09/04/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    Got it. By this logic half the NBA should have gone Braveheart on Gary Payton's ass back in the day. Makes eminent sense.
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    09/04/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    From the Willamette Week article:

    Was race a factor? (Maybe that’s undue speculation and not germane and no excuse for his actions and blah blah blah, but on the other hand? It’s Idaho.)

    I'll take "generalizations about rural people and racism" for 200, Alex
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    09/04/09

    @Cognitive Friction: You've never been to Oregon have you? The vast majority of the state is rural, outside of Portland. Eugene is pretty damn small. It's not like they don't have experience talking to their neighbors in Oregon.
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    Image of Michael Lopez Michael Lopez
    09/04/09

    @Cognitive Friction: That is more of an indictment of Willamette Week's poor writing than anything else. They are the lesser of the two weeklies in Portland and are always trying to make stupid, bold claims like that.

    LeGarrette Blount would have punched an old black lady at that point had she looked at him the wrong way.
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    09/04/09

    @Michael Lopez: This is also true.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/04/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    Hout clearly told him "Nice game, pretty boy."
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    09/04/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    As Hout passed Blount in the post-game celebration he pointed at Blount, clearly said something insulting
    He merely pointed out that it was Duck Season, not Rabbit Season.
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    09/04/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    "But isn't part of you a little bit pleased that he wiped that fucking smirk off Byron Hout's face?"

    Not at all, Dash. How exactly did Hout "start it" when Blount was talking shit all week leading up to the game. As soon as he got a little of it back, he got all punchy.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    09/04/09

    In reply to Byron Hout Got What He Deserved
    Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy earlier this week expressed reservations about the AFCA's handshake initiative, fearing that the convergence of 175 or so fired-up players at midfield could lead to some sort of out-of-control pregame incident.

    Really? You have so little control over your team you can't guarantee that they'll shake hands before the game without incident?
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