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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    I used to sell in a territory that took me regularly from Lancaster to Hershey. The nose can only take so many horse shit to chocolate transitions before you developing sinus cancer. #jamboroo
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    Slap a pair on Sandra Shine and you've got yourself a twenty-minute self-fisting video.

    Twenty minutes? This isn't a sprint, Sandra.. #jamboroo
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    Image of Bullet_Tooth_Tony Bullet_Tooth_Tony
    10/29/09

    @Sports-Pun: Who is Sandra Shine? And what is fisting? #jamboroo
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    10/29/09

    @Bullet_Tooth_Tony: A girl with daddy issues and something girls with daddy issues do.. #jamboroo
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    This years easiest offensive Halloween Costumes:

    Couples: Dress like hippies and be John and Makensie (sp?) Phillips

    Male: Zombie Billy Mays. Zombie Micheal Jackson #jamboroo
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    10/30/09

    @Tracy Ham and Eggs: For the last one, won't they just think you're clever for doing Thriller? #jamboroo
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    I have only puked once in the last five years and it was because of bacon vodka in martini at the Double Down in Vegas.
    [img150.yfrog.com]

    And how in the fuck are you putting down Buffalo foods, if you lived there you'd weigh at least 350. #jamboroo
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    Image of OchentaYcinco OchentaYcinco
    10/29/09

    @twoeightnine: It's probably that I was blasted when I got there, but I actually liked the bacon martini at the Double Down. Between that and the Ass Juice shot, I love that fucking bar. #jamboroo
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    10/29/09

    @OchentaYcinco: The Ass Juice and Trifecta are awesome. The bacon martini tastes like you're drinking liquid smoke. It's also the perfect place to take European girls to get them wasted on Schlitz and dancing to punk rock. #jamboroo
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    The comments really Petered out there. #jamboroo
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    Holy Christ, Donovan McNabb is inaccurate.... ...STOP THROWING THE BALL AT THE FUCKING GROUND, MAN.

    How is an astute fan of the NFL just noticing this about McNabb? I've been screaming that exact same line for 9 straight seasons now. #jamboroo
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    10/29/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer: Who said I just noticed? #jamboroo
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    Hershey, PA: When Lancaster isn't quite shitty enough for you and you'd like something a little more touristy. #jamboroo
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    Image of Nicholas Battaglia Nicholas Battaglia
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    Fantasy football is D&D for jocks and other assorted athletic has-beens. #jamboroo
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/29/09

    @Nicholas Battaglia: Big talk there from someone who uses Facebook. #jamboroo
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    You are the biggest collection of front-running, unknowledgeable lemmings I have ever come across.

    douchenozzle22 has never been to Storrs, Connecticut.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    "Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

    Mark Twain #jamboroo
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    I know you said that you don't have to dress up for Halloween ever again since you had kids Drew, but I think you should strongly consider going as Peter King on Saturday.

    A fake laptop (easily stolen from an Ikea display), a large Starbucks cup (filled with booze, of course), and a fro wig....you're golden. #jamboroo
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    I watched Anvil: The Story of Anvil with my roommate, who has never seen Spinal Tap. It had to be 100 times less enjoyable for someone who hasn't seen Tap. It's pretty much the same movie. #jamboroo
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    Vikings' PR Department: Only declare people dead if they aren't alive enough to protest such an announcement

    If they followed this lesson then they'd have to issue a press release about Brad Childress every time the Vikings end up near the goal line. #jamboroo
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    Now that's a fast-break Oliver Miller can get on board with. #jamboroo
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    10/29/09

    In reply to HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
    How much shittier could Matt Moore or AJ Feeley be? Those two must be quadruple amputees to not get the nod over Cajun Boy.

    Yeah, pretty much. They've got Matt just lying in front of the door at Panthers HQ. #jamboroo
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    10/29/09

    @ScientificMapp: His brother Art is hanging on the wall in the lobby. #jamboroo
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