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    Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/25/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    Just read this story.


    I've actually worked with Rex Gary.


    He's a good dude.


    /dick joke

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    Demi Delia? [Redacted]? Rex Gary?


    Did anyone in this story use their real name, "AJ?"

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    Carl Pavano and Andy Phillips? What? was someone already impersonating Frank Stallone that night?
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    She actually seemed quite rational for a porn star.


    What the fuck does that mean? You got something against pornstars?

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/24/09

    @DougOLis: I have to admit, that would make a great opening line for a novel.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    02/24/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: indeed, indeed


    So how long until we get an "Andy Phillips" character on the Dugout?

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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    Can I choose to believe it's the real Andy Phillips anyway?


    FACT: Andy Phillips is a disgusting pervert who demands you yearn for cock.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    Hasn't Pavano already been charged with impersonating a baseball players?
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    So, the Andy Phiilips impersonator guy had a threesome with a porn star and her friend?


    Well done, and remember kids.... Its not a lie, if you believe it.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/24/09

    @crazyjoedavola: Which begs the question, since when are porn stars so goshdarn picky about banging random dudes?
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    Image of metroville metroville
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    I can never follow these telenovellas.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    "And I thought he was pretty heavily involved in the church..."


    Yeah, he even wrote the screenplay to a new film called Nailing Sister Margaret.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    I tell girls my name is Carl Pavano, but only when I get Whiskey dick.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    "tell me something u have in mind to wear for me? I love that your dirty so am i. Im gonna tease you and make you yearn for my cock i want to feel you and taste u"


    Sure, it reads bad as it is but it sounds much more classy if you read it in Iambic pentameter, as it was intended.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    My name is A.J. Daulerio. I am a reporter with deadspin.com. I was looking for Andy Phillips about a story we're working on. This was the number I was given to contact him. Sorry if I am wrong.


    Sounds eerily like the time I had to resort to cold-calling people I don't know for weed before a roadtrip to Chicago.

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    Image of The Scott Mitchell Report The Scott Mitchell Report
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    The last time I tried telling a woman in Detroit nightclub I was Scott Mitchell, she stabbed me with a fork and had several men attempt to set me on fire.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/24/09

    @Scott Mitchell Revival Effort:


    It's Detroit, how do you know the Scott Mitchell thing had anything to do with it?

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    Anyway, I contacted Phillips' agent, Rex Gary, and asked him if he was even aware of the allegations. He was not I showed him the link to her site with the story and some of her other allegations. He was pissed.


    Gary was pissed because A.J. rebuffed his request for spare change.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/24/09

    In reply to Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report
    When I spoke to Delia on the phone...


    Nick Denton: Hello, A.J.? I'm calling about this month's expense report. Since when do we pay our interview subjects $9.99 a minute?

     Reply
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