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    Zambrano Pitches, Hits, Uses Inverted Pyramid

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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    07/12/09

    In reply to Zambrano Pitches, Hits, Uses Inverted Pyramid
    Wait, so Suss CAN wait to live blog it? Like..right up until it starts?
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    07/12/09

    In reply to Zambrano Pitches, Hits, Uses Inverted Pyramid
    and in women's golf news...

    HEY GUYS IT'S JI

    http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4322699
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    07/12/09

    In reply to Zambrano Pitches, Hits, Uses Inverted Pyramid
    DO ME A FAVOR! KICK MY ASS!
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/12/09

    @Artie Fufkin: At the risk of engaging in hyperbole, I'm gonna say that This Is Spinal Tap is the funniest movie ever made.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/12/09

    In reply to Zambrano Pitches, Hits, Uses Inverted Pyramid
    Anyone looking forward to an exciting new season of Entourage? Yeah, didn't think so.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/12/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: If the new season includes the ritual disembowelment of the five main characters, then yes, I am looking forward to it.
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    Image of Mick Mick
    07/13/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Has no one mentioned to the writers till this season that guys living together past their 30s is slightly homoerotic?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/27/09

    In reply to No Gatorade Machine Is Safe From Zambrano's Wrath
    He's just pissed because he found that plants do not, in fact, crave electrolytes.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    05/27/09

    In reply to No Gatorade Machine Is Safe From Zambrano's Wrath
    After his rampage, Zambrano was overheard whispering, "Don't worry, candy-bar vending machine, I'd never do anything to hurt you."
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/27/09

    In reply to No Gatorade Machine Is Safe From Zambrano's Wrath
    I did this at a Taco Bell once. I was pissed because they had Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, Mountain Dew Arctic Burst, Mountain Dew Pitch Black, Mountain Dew Throwback, Mountain Dew Diet, Mountain Dew Caffeine-Free, Mountain Dew Cherry Fusion, Mountain Dew Voltage, and Mountain Dew Caffeine-Free Diet, but they didn't have Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    05/27/09

    In reply to No Gatorade Machine Is Safe From Zambrano's Wrath
    The Pirates' All Sport dispenser breathes a sigh of relief..
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    Image of Eamus Catuli Eamus Catuli
    05/04/09

    In reply to Carlos Zambrano Needs A Timeout
    Should they start beheading farm animals?

    At least then no one on the team will get Swine Flu.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/04/09

    @Eamus Catuli: I don't know, I heard Alfonso Soriano has a penchant for sodomizing dead mammals.
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    Image of Deadspin Deadspin
    05/04/09

    In reply to Carlos Zambrano Needs A Timeout
    If he knew the injury bug was an STD he never would have had that three-way with Mark Prior and Kerry Wood.
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    Image of racistmascot_inc racistmascot_inc
    05/04/09

    @Deadspin:


    Is that how Wood caught the Nemesis Virus?


    I saw Masa Kobayashi put on an oversized black trenchcoat and say he was looking for Claire Redfield...

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    Image of racistmascot_inc racistmascot_inc
    05/04/09

    In reply to Carlos Zambrano Needs A Timeout
    Cub fans? Panic? You talkin crazy, Dash.
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    05/04/09

    @racistmascot_inc: You're alive! We thought you died from an acute anime overdose!


    /oh yeah, dick joke

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    Image of racistmascot_inc racistmascot_inc
    05/04/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!:


    Nope, just swine flu. Caught it from the Indians bullpen.

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