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    The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance

    756: The View From The Stands
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    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
    This video raised a question for me. Why is it only ever white guys going at it with white guys at sporting events?


    Is it something to do with the fact that most serial killers are white guys with three names.


    /white guy

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
    Perhaps the Yankees are trying to regain control of the PR nightmare 2009 has been so far


    So are the producers of the new musical 9 to 5! Dolly Parton is working the press in full damage control mode!


    /don't judge me

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    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
    His wife wasn't allowed into the Stadium's "wives room" because she was told it was for "current wives only."


    Or in the case of Jeter, wife du jour.

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    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
    Yankees security asked former Yankee "warrior" O'Neill to not "loiter" around the batting cages.


    John Sterling says he has never seen anyone loiter with so much fire and passion.

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    05/06/09

    @Fatty_B: I'm guessing O'Neill's reaction was to roll his eyes, put his hands on his hips, and say he was nowhere close to loitering.
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    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
    That looked less Bruce Lee and more Bob Fosse to me. All it was missing was some jazz hands.
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
    What's Leyritz doing in a Jeter jersey?
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
    When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.
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    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
    wtf.
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    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance

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    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
    If I was a flying-kick spazoid Yankee fan, I would have instead went with "The Crane."


    -Simmons

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    05/06/09

    In reply to The New Yankee Stadium: Where Apt Metaphors Are In Abundance
    Only Chuck Norris could save Yankee Stadium. Too bad Chuck is a Red Sox fan.
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    05/06/09

    @The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam:


    Chuck Norris saves Croatian bakery -

    [www.news.com.au]


    "A posh bakery in Split, Croatia, has been broken into almost every week.


    But not since the shop owners posted a life-sized photo of the toughest man in Hollywood Chuck Norris in the window.


    The sign says: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."


    Now the bakery hasn't had a single burglary for more than a month."

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