Deadspin: charissa thompson

Big Ten Network Undeterred By Gimpy Sideline Pony

DAULERIO — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:14:13 EDT

Charissa Thompson, sideline reporter for the Big Ten Network, broke her ankle doing step aerobics and will wear a cast. She's not DL'd yet, so keep her in your lineup. This is officially the slowest news day in history.

Instead of boring you with more details about this non-event that will only discourage you from reading further or encourage those with a bizarre fetish to hyperventilate, we'll skip ahead to our regularly scheduled DUAN!-ness.

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The Best Damn Sports Show Shuffles Off This Mortal Coil

DAULERIO — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:30:30 EDT

Fox's "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" will hold its last show tonight after 8 years of wacky on-air sports-related hi-jinx and absurd athlete-celebrity couch pairings. Watch Charissa Thompson and Chris Rose get weepy.

The folks at BDSSP were always supportive of Deadspin. They let Emeritus yammer on-air the night after "Costas Now" and one of their producers helped us cross the velvet rope that fateful night in Miami. So let's acknowledge their admirable eight years of service to the sports media rigmarole, mostly for having Tom Arnold, Michael Irvin and Lawrence Taylor in the same room for an extended period of time without any on-air relapses. Well, Taylor may have slipped one time. But congrats. I'm sure there's a "Best Damn Tragic Athletes Doing Mind-Blowing Plays During The Super Bowl Follies" show in TV heaven with your names on it.

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Charissa Thompson Wisely Returns to Hair Color Prefered by Boner-Popping NFL Viewership

DAULERIO — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:45:53 EST

It was only a few short weeks ago that stunning-looking FOX NFL sideline reporter Charissa Thompson de-blonded herself for a more Lisa Loebian-type camera presence. It's not that she looked horrible with the cat glasses and the brunette locks, but it was an extreme transformation that seemed to have a distinct purpose: now people will take her more seriously.

That didn't last too long. Yesterday, Thompson sashayed the sidelines at the Detroit/Carolina game and has apparently ditched the specs and the brown hair to return back to her Baywatch-blondeness, as seen in this portfolio on Fitsnews. Welcome back to the hussy club, Charissa.

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Charissa Thompson Continues Down Suicidal Path to Frumpyville

DAULERIO — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:00:17 EDT

Last week we linked to Michael Rand's interview with Fox Sports Charissa Thompson she mentioned that ever since she dyed her hair from blond to brunette was amazed at how much attention it caused. This week she added some Lisa Loeb glasses and the results are startling.

If this is an attempt for Thompson to be taken more seriously as a sideline reporter, somebody should shake her before this goes too far. Next week she'll add a prosthetic pregnant belly and one of those weird animal hats Lesley Visser used to wear.

Charissa Thompson's Hair Is Black [Central Maine Blogspot]
Charissa Thompson [Awful Announcing]