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    Barkley Draws 5-10 (Days) In The Big House (With Update)
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/24/09

    In reply to Barkley Draws 5-10 (Days) In The Big House (With Update)
    The prison stint is just one of the qualifiers to being Alabama's guvner.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Barkley Draws 5-10 (Days) In The Big House (With Update)
    Heywood: Fat-Ass...oh, Faaaat-Ass. Talk to me, boy. I know you're in there. I can hear you breathin'. Now don't you listen to these nitwits, hear? This ain't such a bad place. I'll introduce you around, make you feel right at home. I know some big ol' bull queers who'd love to make your acquaintance...especially that big black mushy butt of yours...


    Barkley: OH GOD! I DON'T BELONG HERE! I WANNA GO HOME!

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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    02/24/09

    In reply to Barkley Draws 5-10 (Days) In The Big House (With Update)
    Marv Albert offered to give Charles some extra pairs of pink panties in case he gets skid marks on the prison-issued ones.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    02/24/09

    In reply to Barkley Draws 5-10 (Days) In The Big House (With Update)
    Barkley must also pay more than $2,000 in fines and has to install an ignition interlock device on his vehicles.


    While he's at it with the car modifications, Joe Namath suggests that Sir Charles looks into combatting vapor lock, too.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/24/09

    In reply to Barkley Draws 5-10 (Days) In The Big House (With Update)
    Do not fuck with Auburn's BoT. They will get ya.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/24/09

    In reply to Barkley Draws 5-10 (Days) In The Big House (With Update)
    Coincidentally enough, the 'round mound' means something completely different in prison showers.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/24/09

    @Civil Negligence: Right - it's the area where the lower buckeye is found.
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    02/24/09

    In reply to Barkley Draws 5-10 (Days) In The Big House (With Update)
    Pleeease send him to Tent City!! Pink is totally his color!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/24/09

    In reply to Barkley Draws 5-10 (Days) In The Big House (With Update)
    Charles made sure he didn't miss the first two days of the NCAA Tournament
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