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    Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day

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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    Anyone else break out into a "FU-PA!" chant upon hearing this news?
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    I just want to see Weis and Mangino fight in/for a vat of pudding.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    All football analysis aside, that is one spectacular fupa.



    I mean look at that thing - it's like Santa's belly went south for February, liked it so much, it bought a condo above his cock and never moved back.


    All joking aside, what does Weis do if he gets an untimely boner? No way he's tucking it into his waistband.

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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    12/03/08

    @David Hume: tucks it in a roll of fat on his thigh?
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    It should be noted that Weis now has a lower career winning percentage then both Tyrone Willingham and Bob Davie.


    It should also be noted that his cholesterol level is twice as high as both of them combined.


    /it's the number one killer in obese people...I'm concerned...

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/03/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Ralph Friedgen must protect this aorta.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    "If he was just gonna blow the season, why'd you let him play?"
    "This is Notre Dame, yo. You got to."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/03/08

    @Doyle McPoyle: Notre Dame = Way Down in the Hole
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    Image of sassydeerrun sassydeerrun
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    Is that a P. F. Chang's menu in his hand? No wonder the play calling is awful.
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    Image of Quick Draw Quick Draw
    12/03/08

    @sassydeerrun: Which entree do you think is Charlie's favorite?
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    12/03/08

    @Quick Draw: All of them and a Diet Coke.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    Sean Astin is spinning in his grave.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    "Ooooh, I think something dribbled out on that last fart, but I guess that's what I get for eating Crisco shortening for lunch."
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    I'd say Weis has some sort of Faustian pact with the devil, because his coaching certainly isn't Divine.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    I know FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns is NOT going to be happy about this.
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    Image of 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    Can't believe they are keeping him, but really, what are their other options?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/03/08

    @12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: Maybe?


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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/03/08

    In reply to Charlie Weis Will Live to Fail Another Day
    This team's sloppy execution and inept offense is the fault of one man. And that man is Ty Willingham.
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