A woman you are engaged to is spelled "fiancée." Since he went out of his way to add the accent surely he must know this. Therefore, I am left to concluse that Caitlin is really a man, and therefore this Marine is violating the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy. I'm sure everyone in Quantico would love to hear about it.
In 2008, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the internet underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, iff you're girlfriend's photo was posted on the internet next to swastikas, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.
@Doyle McPoyle: The letter has to be a bad reaction to his Sargeant telling him that his days of finger-banging ol' Caitlin D. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over!
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Also:
@Donnie_Iris: +1
@Gourmet Spud: +1
aaaaaaaand
@GibbonJockey: +1
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Is this early Eminem?
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Well, it started off OK...
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This is the youth of Foxboro. I've tired of telling my brother it's not ok to use the N word just because he has black friends.
I'm serious :(
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Unless they are ransom notes from a kidnapping.
/according to the TV
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You're telling me he was really a ghost the whole time?
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LET ME SEE YOUR EMPTY THREAT FACE! GWAAAHHH!!
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