<![CDATA[Deadspin: cheerleading]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: cheerleading]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/cheerleading http://deadspin.com/tag/cheerleading <![CDATA[Does The World Need Cheerleaders?]]> The answer, of course, is "Yes." But why should that be so? Do we really need leaders to organize our cheers? Do basket tosses contribute to victory? Or is it that you can see ladies' underwear without being consider pervy?

Cheerleading has become completely incidental to the sports they were originally intended to support. If fact, it's mostly just an excuse for female daredevils to risk their necks for thrills and chills. It's by far the most dangerous sport for young women—even though the NCAA doesn't consider it a sport—so the Wall Street Journal wants to know what is the point of risking all these lives. (Dorks.)

Keep in mind—we're not talking about NFL cheerleaders, who are merely eye candy for the first 10 rows. What they do is unique and special, of course, but choreographed rumpshaking rarely breaks bones. We're talking about high school and college cheerleaders who continually up the ante on flips, dips and human stacking. It's crazy, irrelevant to the outcome of football and basketball games, yet somehow is absolutely necessary. No really cares about what cheerleaders are doing, but if you went to a college football game that didn't have them, wouldn't that be weird? Maybe you would forget to cheer. Then your team would lose. And it would be your fault.

So to answer your questions: Yes, there is no point. Just like every other sport.

What's the Point of Cheerleading? [WSJ]

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<![CDATA[Clemson Decides That They Should Use Their Pretty Athletic Girls For As Many Things As Possible]]> Internet meet Kat Majester. Clemson cheerleader, champion pole vaulter, lover of thigh-baring uniforms and seductive leaps. She's apparently worthy of an 18-page photo gallery in the local newspaper. For her athleticism, of course. [Greenville Online]

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<![CDATA[Cheerleaders Are Dropping Like Flies, Apparently]]> It's official: Cheerleading is more dangerous than playing football. At least that's according to the National Centre for Catastrophic Sports Injury Research, which has studies such things. They say that football has more deaths overall, but cheerleading has more serious injuries. No word on how dangerous it is to be in the band.

Dr Frederick Mueller, a sports injury expert at the University of North Carolina, who did the research, told The Sunday Telegraph: "We are getting more and more of these cheerleading injuries, and they are pretty serious head and neck injuries. They're throwing people in the air 20 to 25 feet and trying to catch them on the way down. It's really gymnastic activity. It shouldn't be called cheerleading any more.

Of course both football and cheerleading injuries could be cut down dramatically if they would just eliminate those banners.

Cheerleaders Are Risking Serious Injury And Death To Support Their Teams [Telegraph.co.uk]

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<![CDATA[Mom Allegedly Steals Daughter's Identity, Becomes 15-Year-Old Cheerleader]]> First, a note: GARRETT GUZMAN, YOU STAY RIGHT OUT OF THIS POST, MISTER. With that out of the way, let's discuss Miss Wendy Brown of Green Bay, WI. Her 15-year-old daughter lives with Wendy's own mother in Nevada for reasons that will readily become apparent. In an attempt to reclaim her own lost youth, Wendy Brown allegedly stole her daughter's identity (as she has a history of identity theft) and signed up for classes at Ashwaubenon High. Why? She wanted to be a cheerleader, of course. And she did. She attended practices before the school year. She attended a pool party. Then the first day of classes came and it was too hard so she went home. (A cheerleader struggling with schoolwork? Now that's dedication to the disguise.)

(We're kidding.)

Unfortunately, her disguise started unraveling around the time that her check for the cheerleader's uniform bounced higher than she could. Still, she pulled it off for some time. How did she do it?

A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman, posing as the teen, seemed very timid. Demeny said she told her she was not good at math and even cried when she talked about moving from Pahrump Valley High School in Nevada. Demeny said she looked older than a student but had the demeanor of a high school girl.

So she kept up the disguise of being a teenager by, in fact, never having stopped being one. Now you know why her daughter lives in Nevada.

By the way, we fully expect criminal action will not be the only reason she has to appear in court. She can also expect Rupert Murdoch's lawyers to be so far up her ass for stealing the plot of an episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" that she'll be AJ'ing platinum blonde correspondents for months.

Mom allegedly uses daughter's ID to be cheerleader [Seattle Post-Intelligencer]

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