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    Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    I thought we banned all the people who still cared about soccer?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    As brother to a (so I've been told) hot sister, I understand Juliano's pain.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    Can anyone say "Preferisco la puttana di tua sorella" in Portuguese?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    06/02/09

    @Karlifornia: Also "...just a little FYI, I made it through the Deadspin thing with my star intact."
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    Image of Jack Carpenter Jack Carpenter
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    I'd like to rub some barbeque sauce on that behind and brrrrrr


    /Anchorman'd


    But really, I'd stick inanimate objects in places that may not even exist yet on her.


    /bye guys and gals

    //AJ's a dick who didn't bother to tell you he's behind this all so he can save face, yet almost every post has been a trap after the "I have nothing to do with it" post, which was total bullshit.

     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

    @Jack Carpenter: If I were Jack Carpenter/
    And you were an AJ/
    Would you ban me anyway/
    For being unfunny?
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    Better than finding out that:

    A) The original Ronaldo wants to nail your sister

    B) You don't have a sister.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    So Gemma Atkinson is single now?


    /adjusts tie
    /buys flowers
    /slicks back hair
    /wonders if the whole / thing is frowned upon in the comment manifesto

     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    He only started dating Luana after nailing all of Danica Patrick's pit crew.
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    Image of Ken Phelps All Stars Ken Phelps All Stars
    06/02/09

    @Hatey McLife: Wrong Ronaldo.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/02/09

    @Ken Phelps All Stars:


    Someday, when he gets caught with a bunch of tranny hookers, I'll come back to this and laugh, until then -1 to me.

     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister Deadspin, 2009


    Congratulations, Romans are Nailing Your Son Deadspin, 0

     Reply
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    Image of That-Dude That-Dude
    06/02/09

    @David Hume: If you me "Son" and not "son", I think it would be Deadspin, 33.


    /Simmons'd

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/02/09

    @That-Dude: Yeah, I botched that. The Lordly Daily Herald was the newspaper that printed that headline.


    Deadspin was still a limited-circulation papyrus scroll with upskirt drawings of Mary Magdalene.

     Reply
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    Cristiano Ronaldo should heed the lesson of Phil Jackson: fuck the sisters of your enemies, but marry the daughter of the owner.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister


    Probably not.


    - Natalie Cole

     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    Since she could have any man in the world, she naturally chose the most famous man in her brother's chosen field


    This would be just like Brady Quinn's sister marrying AJ Hawk if anybody gave a crap about them.

     Reply
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    Hmmmm.


    Hot girl is focus of post.


    But ... must ... not ... objectify ...


    She seems ... virtuous.

     Reply
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    Image of RagingRomones RagingRomones
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    I for one am looking forward to Chelsea's match against Manchester United at Old Tradford!


    /Soc-cer

     Reply
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    06/02/09

    @RagingRomones: Just a typo. I actually knew that one without looking it up!
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/02/09

    In reply to Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister
    You sick son of a bitch.

    -Jamie Dixon
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/02/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1. I stand and applaud.
     Reply
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/02/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1. Yours was better.
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Awesome. +1
     Reply
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    06/02/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I'm a Pitt fan, but that's a +1 you miserable bastard.
     Reply
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    05/07/09

    In reply to Chelsea Is Not Taking Their Champions League Defeat Well
    Ha ha, fuck you Chelsea. Another Chelsea/ManU final would have been devastating.
     Reply
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