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    Image of My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH
    10/26/09

    In reply to Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
    Manny Acta getting the hell away from the Natinals: his biggest MLB managerial victory. #cedricbenson
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    10/26/09

    @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: His new contract with Cleveland requires him to change his name to "Mnny Tc." (And sometimes "Mnn") #cedricbenson
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
    Do the Rams and Bucs play each other this season so that one of them may get a victory? I believe there is a chance at duel 0-16 seasons this year. #cedricbenson
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
    I speak for the entire State of Boise when I say this is royally fucked. #cedricbenson
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
    How would you describe Dustin Doe's eyes? Like a rabid deer sounds about right. #cedricbenson
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    10/26/09

    In reply to Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
    Benson made some waves last week when he accused his former team of trying to blackball him around the league.

    Cedric totally ripped that off from the episode of Benson, where Benson's former employers told the Gatlings that he'd stolen silverware from them. #cedricbenson
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    Image of Pedro Cuatro Cinco Pedro Cuatro Cinco
    10/26/09

    In reply to Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
    He celebrated by screwing Anna Benson. #cedricbenson
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    Image of Convict78 Convict78
    10/26/09

    In reply to Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend

    Geez, who do you have to sleep with to not get hired as a major league manager?

    I think this answers that question. #cedricbenson
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/26/09

    In reply to Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
    Those nameless hordes sure look pretty stupid now, huh?

    Curtis Enis and Rashaan Salaam cannot believe they're not on that list. #cedricbenson
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    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    Dash, they will still finish better than the Lions. And I have my Sundays free.
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    09/14/09

    @J-No: So fuck me.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    This pretty much ends his LARP season as well.
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    Do you really need both wrists to jump on a pile after the whistle to pad stats?
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    All kidding aside though, isn't 18 weeks a bit excessive for a dislocated wrist?

    Eric Roberts dislocated his shoulder and was ready to fight that Korean what, like 30 seconds later?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    Urlacher said in a text message that his ``season is over.''

    This is all a big misunderstanding. This was just Urlacher's reply to Tommie Harris , when he asked if he could still get fresh Illinois sweet corn this time of year.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/14/09

    @Hatey McLife: And "Illinois sweet corn" is a euphemism for...?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    Goodell is already trying to figure out a new rule that would protect the wrists of NFL players in the future.

    OH WAIT, he's just a linebacker. Fuck 'em.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/14/09

    In reply to Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
    Wait. His wrist was dislocated? I thought it was just broken.

    Jeez, even Urlacher's injuries are overrated.
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