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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    08/28/09

    In reply to Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
    In Mexico this is known as "El Chipper Cab Ride."

    /no goats were harmed in the making of this pun
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    08/28/09

    In reply to Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
    Where is John Rocker's PR agent when you need some damage control?
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    Image of Nickly Nickly
    08/28/09

    In reply to Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
    " gives them some food and water and immediately calls the border patrol to properly dispose of them. What else is he supposed to do?"

    Give them free health care and pay them not to work

    ---Ted Kennedy
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/28/09

    @Nickly: "Hey, nice Republican scare tactic! Tune in tonight and I'll give you some more race-baiting talking points"

    -Glenn Beck
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    08/28/09

    In reply to Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
    Note to immigrants: Do not wear an antler-like hat when crossing Chipper Jones' ranch.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/28/09

    In reply to Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
    It was especially embarrassing that time Andres Galarraga showed up for a surprise visit. It was his own fault for sneaking under the electric fence, if you ask me.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    08/28/09

    In reply to Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
    People say that it's mean to call the border patrol...

    Border's patrol? No. But, for Uncle Leo's sake, don't get Brentano's security involved.
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    08/28/09

    In reply to Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
    he just gathers them all up in the back of his truck, gives them some food and water and immediately calls the border patrol to properly dispose of them.

    If making it across the border, finding someone who will give you food and water only to be sent right back to Mexico isn't the definition of immigrant blue balls, I don't know what is.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/28/09

    In reply to Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
    When asked to best describe the experience of hunting in one phrase, Chipper replied "Ohhhhhhhhh, what a ruuuuuuuuush!!"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/28/09

    In reply to Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
    ...but who else are you gonna call?

    Ray Parker, Jr. has a suggestion.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/28/09

    @Weed Against Speed: As do Huey Lewis' copyright lawyers.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/28/09

    @#c15052990: Never fails. +1.
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    Edited by MarkKelsosMigraine at 08/28/09 12:26 PM MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    08/28/09

    In reply to Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
    I'm not gonna spend my whole offseason driving illegals back…"

    Stop trying to steal Omar Minaya's job!
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    I don't buy Chipper's defence that the body was already there when he bought the ranch from Ugueth Urbina.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    I assume Chipper told the dead guy to go put his Yankee gear on
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    I'm pretty sure you can return a dead illegal immigrant to Home Depot for full credit.
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    Edited by Weed Against Speed at 08/21/09 11:16 AM Weed Against Speed was starred Weed Against Speed was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    Hey guys, this post should serve as a warning to all of us to make sure we stay well hydrated while we sit in the air conditioning at work and comment. I, for one, have been drinking coffee all morning. That is hydrating, right?
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/21/09

    "Pussy."

    -Moses
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    08/21/09

    In reply to Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
    At Chipper's, you're either pregnant or dead.
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