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Adam Wainwright will be harder to replace in the clubhouse than on the moundAdam Wainwright represents a lot for St. Louis Cardinals fans. He’s the final player standing from the club’s latest but not-so-recent recent World Series victory, a pitcher who was a mainstay of a consistently good to great staff for almost two decades, and a cornerstone in the clubhouse both on an...

Good not being good enough is the Cardinal Way, apparentlyIs the Cardinals’ “philosophy” hiring underwhelming coaching staffs?...

Massive regular-season win streaks mean nothing in the playoffsThe Cardinals’ team-record winning streak has gotten St. Louis into the playoffs, but the old saying in baseball is that momentum is only the next day’s starting pitcher, and as good as the Redbirds have been in September, bringing home a first World Series championship since 2011 remains a longshot...

If "God Damn It" Is A Curse, Chris Carpenter Just Cursed On National Television

Will no one think of the children's ears? (H/T Brian K.)...

If You Dare Approach Frank Beamer On The Football Field, The Virginia State Police Will Disappear You

Your morning roundup for Oct. 9, the day we learned they won't keep you in the clink very long after threatening to cook your friend's mom. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors....

Chris Carpenter Was Not Pleased With Himself After Giving Up A Game-Tying Homer Last Night (Video)

The highlight shows Derrek Lee bouncing out harmlessly to end the inning, but Andrew McCutchen had belted a two-run homer on the previous at-bat to tie the game at 4 in the seventh. Golly, Carpenter's reaction is a heckuva lot worse than what Jaws said during Monday Night Football, even if it was ...

1987 NBA Commercial Will Excite You With Smooth Jazz Stylings

Your morning roundup for March 2, the day universal health care finally failed....

Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes

Two weeks ago, John Smoltz left Boston a washed up failure. Then one bullpen session with the Cardinals and suddenly he's a future Hall of Famer again. All because his teammates figured out what Boston coaches couldn't....