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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    08/24/09

    In reply to Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
    Hell, I thought you were going to tell us he just needed to get laid.

    Solves all sorts of funks.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    08/24/09

    In reply to Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
    Tony LaRussa is a genious!

    Oh, he had nothing to do with it? Well then, fuck him.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/24/09

    In reply to Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
    St. Louis is a great place to get advice on your technique. My shits have been much more efficient since I ate at Chuck Berry's restaurant.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    08/24/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: And Chuck has the video to prove it.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    08/24/09

    In reply to Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
    Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes

    Help control the John Smoltz population.
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    Image of LilahKnujunkle LilahKnujunkle
    08/24/09

    In reply to Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
    Also gracious of to not point out he was pitching against what amounts to a AAA team in the Padres. Something tells me he'll look like a world beater again in his next start....against the mighty Nationals.
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    08/24/09

    @LilahKnujunkle: He already did have 1 start against Washington, plus 3(!) against Baltimore and one against OAK. All last place teams, all 5 or more earned runs.
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    Image of FriendsOfScottSisson FriendsOfScottSisson
    08/24/09

    All last place AMERICAN League teams. Not some Olde Timey NL 9 guys trying to bunt bullshit.
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    08/24/09

    @FriendsOfScottSisson: When did the Nats join the AL?

    Thank CHRIST for this new commenting system. I actually have to TRY to find this shit now.
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