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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    08/26/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    OK I know it's bad form to reference the unapproved comments but jesus lord in heaven the unapproved comments on this are great. What is it about people who live in DC that they all come out in some amazing doucheforce squad to rant and rave and defend their shitburg of a city every single time someone on the internet says something bad about DC? Inferiority complex much? It's not Deadspin's fault that you jumbo slice chomping morons live in a disaster zone.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/20/09

    In reply to Chris Cooley Opens Up About Jim Zorn And Other Things
    Because I ripped... my pants.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    *stands up and applauds*

    As a Redskins fan, I couldn't agree more. Fuck DC and its fans.
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    Image of J. Henry Waugh J. Henry Waugh
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    Re: #4 - That's not the way we used to do things when I was part of the burgundy and gold.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    Best Foo Fighters song ever. No arguing.
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    Image of FozzieBear FozzieBear
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    The one fashionable area of town, Adams Morgan

    You don't really go out much, do you?
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    Image of DGonSouthCap DGonSouthCap
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    Some of #1 may be true (Adams Morgan is what blows, the roads were designed that way to impede foreign invaders, and Tysons Corner doesn't have an apostrophe) , but this is the The Most Important City In the World. So suck on it.

    Even if the local football fans do get a bit carried away...
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/18/09

    @DGonSouthCap:

    this is the The Most Important City In the World. So suck on it

    Your move, douchebag New Yorkers.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/18/09

    @Kid Canada: I've lived in both. DC views New York with contempt. New York thinks DC is adorable. That should settle it.
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    08/18/09

    @Kid Canada: OW-UH CITY IS BETTAH THAN YOW-UH CITY.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    "You like that Republican cock?"

    My kid cousin got this exact text message from Mark Foley.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    You mention the traffic, but not the idiocy of local drivers? More than once I've seen a guy pull into an intersection to make a left hand turn, and end up blocking two lanes of traffic while he waited to make the turn.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    08/18/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: My favorite move by the local drivers: thinking you can park anywhere simply because you put your blinkers on.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    every seat at FedEx Field should have a giant plastic dildo sticking out of it

    You'd think they want to use someone from their own team, not Tom Coughlin.
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    DC is also home to The Beltway, Tyson's Corner, and Rockville Pike. That's three of the most agonizing places to drive in the United States, all clustered in one big shit brownie.

    But have you ever been stopped in the far left lane of the four-lane westbound Kennedy Expressway for about two minutes?

    I mean that is enough traffic to MELT YOUR KIT-KAT.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    All of them wear Madras shorts with blazers in the summer, and all of them deserve to taste your fucking fury.

    I can see them now and my rage is building. I bet they are drinking Pimms and ginger ale or, worse, Campari and soda. shudders
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    Image of Rob Iracane Rob Iracane
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    You'd figure that in a four-team division, any given team could finish first at least once every ten years. Not so much.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    ...you'll wish you had giant hands the size of Dave Grohl's in the "Everlong" video, so that you can choke them all.

    That's what Spree said!
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    08/18/09

    In reply to Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
    Finally! Some lesbian porn on Deadspin!
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